Trump: “So I heard this one story, and it now applies to all 11 million immigrants!”

Little do they know, us dirty immigrants fantasize about 8 hours of sleep and a warm bed to do it on.

That’s all straight porn is now, cuckolding. These fantasies are absolutely widespread among the Far Right: they’re trying to publicly kill that which they privately desire, as a way of trying to control it. This is also why so many of the Far Right, anti-gay loons turn out to be gay.

“They don’t want to use guns, because it’s too fast and it’s not painful enough. So they’ll take a young, beautiful girl—16, 15 and others—and they slice them and dice them with a knife because they want them to go through excruciating pain before they die.

Someone needs to find those horcruxes right now. I bet Ivanka is one.

She has been on the right side of a lot of shit and no one EVER gives her credit. She is not a terrible person.

She’s been pretty open and verbal about PP and BLM for awhile now

Vitamin C is VP of Music at Nickelodeon now! Always thought that was kind of cool.

When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!

I guess us plebs will have to stick to getting blocked by Jonathan Cheban

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

I love Chrissy Teigen. And I’m jealous, because I’ve been trying to get Donald to block me, too. Actually, she should now move on to Ted Cruz. That would be life goals for me.

I hope it’s gross beer and fails. That guy sucks

Faith American is a garbage name for a brewery. Sounds more like a retailer that would sell star spangled crucifixes.

Jay-Z’s The Blueprint came out on 9/11. Everyone should reference that album whenever someone bitches about their career tanking thanks to a national tragedy.

Remember Vitamin C? These two were pretty much on the same rung.

Willa Ford was the girl who dated Nick Carter.

Please, she was a d-list pop princess at best and frankly she was better known for dating Nick Carter than being a singer.

Unless your job was “realtor for World Trade Center office spaces,” blaming 9/11 for your career collapsing is 1. rarely a good look and 2. definitely not true.