You’ve obviously forgotten what it’s like to be 14. His perspective can be shallow and childlike but that hardly means he’s incapable of having complex emotions.

Dear Society,

She’s easily the most underrated comedian working today.

In a just world, Ivanka gets a front row seat to watch her father and her husband get beheaded like Ned Stark.

In a just world, Ivanka Trump is not gently mocked but is instead repeatedly pelted with rocks and garbage wherever she goes

“Hey remember that time we got two contestants wasted to the point neither could remember if they wanted to fuck and ended up suing the production and we almost had to close it down wasting millions in costs and lost ad revenue?

The liberatrians in the US skew strongly republican. While theoretically they would support the Democrats platform on social liberty, they instead get dragged into the net of “small govt” republicans. I just can’t see a significant portion of these guys actually being democrats.

They’re most likely the people from poor, rural states that vote democrat in local elections and consider themselves democrats (and rely on social safety nets) but vote republican in national elections. It’s the same reason places like West Virginia and Montana both have dem governors and 1 dem/1 rep senator a piece…

I mean, whether or not she spent her whole life in Norway, she’s Norwegian by birth. Of course, Norwegian is a nationality, and also an ethnicity, but not really a race.

It sure is a sick irony that, because he could afford top notch healthcare for his potentially serious medical issue, John McCain will now probably be able to return to work, and vote for a bill that strips healthcare access from tens of million.

He rounds up 36% to 40%, then claims it’s not that bad, even though it’s the worst ever of a president 6 months in. Just imagine if he had not inherited a full-on economic recovery how low his rating would be.

I think most of us would agree that any AI trained using ‘the internet’ is most likely going to come out either a major asshole or as an advocate for the extermination of humanity.

Wasn’t there an AI twitter bot that turned into a slutty nazi? I kind of feel like letting AIs see the internet is a pretty obvious way to hasten our demise as a species...

Exactly. I don’t know why it’s easier for him to believe he’s a black looking Italian than it is to believe maybe his father isn’t who his mother says it is.

The guy’s father left when he was like four and lost all contact with his father’s side of the family. I feel like Maury (and soap operas) was made for this type of stuff.

Actually she would be Scandinavian if she was born in Norway, no? And could I become Norwegian if I move there and apply for citizenship?

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

I know how to definitively settle the issue of whether he is black or not. He goes up to a cop at 2am to ask if they know the time or if they have a light for a cigarette and if they shoot him dead like a dog, then he is black.

If he don’t go sit his black MAC NW40 ass down the fuck somewhere.

This is why I kinda want to see this run its course. There were a lot of (white?) folks who demanded to know why Rachael Dolezal couldn’t be “black” is race is a construct/something something transgenders, so why not transracial, etc. I’m curious about their perspective on this, a guy who claims to be Italian not by…