FFS REALLY???? Little miss “Teehee, I try to stay out of politics!” Gets to step in when President Peepaw gets bored and starts sunsetting and needs to wander off to look for a big truck to play with, or a bunch of rural farm workers bussed in to cheer him?

Wow, he was so young. I’ve never seen this show, but I just looked him up and one of the first news stories that came up from before today was an interview where Ellis criticized a former co-star for quitting because that actor didn’t want to play a gay character. That’s a stand up thing to do.

Yes! I don’t think about politics or have any desire, I just have an office at the white and attend every important political function the president does.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

God that feels like five years ago.

“All that said, I don’t know how Florida works...”

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

Mark my words, this whole family is going down so hard over the next half-decade.

“If she weren’t my daughter it’d be so much easier for me to have sex with her. It might be the only bad thing she has going, if you want to know the truth.”

This is even worse than when my colourblind dad used to ask pre-school me what colour the wires were when he was re-wiring plugs, fixing the car etc.

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

I am really seeing where the French peasants were coming from these days...

I know I enjoy reading lots of fairy tales and whatnot, but I am so enraged by this that my only semi-coherent response to this is as follows: Burn the monarchy down to the ground.

Because she’s Venus. This makes me inordinately happy that the fucking troll that was in here screaming for her head is so WRONG. The hitter is almost always at fault in whole or in part. You are supposed to pay attention to the other traffic even if you have right-of-way.

Really looking forward to all the people who called her a killer in the last thread rushing in here to fall on their swords. One thing you can count on, it’s internet people who were motivated ONLY by their concern for traffic safety issuing heartfelt mea culpas and vowing to learn from their mistakes.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

He’s a lazy, isolationist shitstain

Christ. The leaders of the 20 largest economies in the world, and the US President is sitting down to pout.