Sad I already bought my Christmas jams this year.

Ditto. Purple terry cloth is my daily work wardrobe.

See you there!

And that dress? Beyonce wants them to say something. Those 4 women up there could not give any fucks and it was beautiful.

I’ll buy a ticket for that right now.

Thank you.

This is my new hobby!

This is what the election has brought us to. Now that it’s coming to an end (hallelujah) we’ll just bicker over the constitution of a salad.

Phew. The day my mother-in-law caught my husband eating my greens... “but you’ve always hated greens, always.” No honey, he always hated your greens.

Ugh, the comment on this thing. The dissonance is strong.

I’m sure he’d totally be a guy stopped by Trump’s stop and frisk proposal to fix the “current climate.”

Been there. Ran into an acquaintance wearing my sunglasses in the grocery store because I forgot to bring my glasses. I felt like such a douche.

Came to say the same thing. They can call me when they reach the inner circle at the Preakness.

Welp, thats it for me. No need to internet anymore today. Nothing will be better than this.

Just have my baby already. Hold. I mean, hold my baby...

Ugh. The one where the little boy is touching his hair gets me every. damn. time.

Right? You’d think by now anyone within 6 degrees of separation from this campaign would know to not email anything. At all. Send a goddamn carrier pigeon.

Yeah, my mom thinks “Outlook” is her work email client. So instead of just using the web email access for her job, set up Outlook on my personal laptop when she was looking for that one email with a phone number.

Same.

Thinking many respondents missed your point, which I guess is why jalopnik has no need to proofread.