I don’t even care; I’m there for it.

I learned three things from this NY Post article.

1) Lots of people like free dinner and drinks at upscale restaurants.
2) Dan Rochkind’s qualifications for who he’ll buy dinner and drinks for is “traditionally attractive 20-something year old women”
3) Despite going on “up to 3(!) dates a week”, Dan Rochkind still…

I got told “you’re too pretty to be worried about politics/reliigous studies/philosophy/gender studies . . . or anything bordering on intelligence.” And another was “I find it disappointing that you’re so academic. You really don’t need to be.”

Also:

But no one turns down a partner from “DateRape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jagg!”

I thought about that. Maybe I was *too* interesting? Or maybe he thought it was nicer to call me strawberry rather than vanilla. Who the hell knows.

I went to shirtless guys website (ahem he’s a doctor get in line!!!) and not only can he play the violin without a shirt but he can also stand near piles of books without a shirt too! So fucking talented. And also his butt does not look good in those pants.

Wait, shouldn’t you be the vanilla in this stupid analogy?

Oh god the shirtless violin guy cracked me up! So bizarre.

Anyone up for “Most obnoxious thing a guy has ever said to you to tell you he’s not interested”?

Also, “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”

She already knows and doesn’t care. So I guess we can only hope they don’t breed.

I was going to say the same thing, but they interviewed her matchmaker-mother for the article, so I’m guessing she knows his true feelings and doesn’t care. Maybe it’s because of his muscular build and full head of hair. She just feels so lucky and doesn’t want to risk letting all that go.

to date a 30-year-old who you merely describe as “a softer beauty.”

Same! I encourage everyone to go read the original article because it’s so bizarre I think it must be an April Fools Day piece that they accidentally ran a few weeks late. In case it’s not clear from the original post, there’s a picture of a muscular, shirtless dude playing a violin, in addition to a picture of the…

Though… Being down in the grays makes it much more difficult to communicate with hot women, so its about time we fixed that… Isn’t it? Bless the hot women of Jez with my essence. Do it for glory.

I treat hot women similarly. When walking down the street, I refuse to make eye contact with them, even though I can tell its what they truly desire. Sure, they may be looking into the window of Lord & Tay, but they’re really trying to read my essence. My essence is hot. But I won’t give them the chance to glimpse my…

My favorite Stranger/Dan Savage story was about how he was interviewing a guy who was in a relationship with his horse and they had a long conversation about it. Finally, Dan Savaged asked the guy if his horse was male or female, and the guy got really upset and said “Sir, I am NOT a homosexual!” He’s just a…

More than one actually! I used to do a fair bit of research on animal welfare policy for work and it never ceased to amaze me. In fact one of my coworkers was once telling me about farms that exist (maybe in Nebraska?) that are basically places people go specifically to do it...like bestiality tourism.

These people are greedy and dishonest and open to sexually exploiting others to make money.