EEEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGLLLLLLEEEEESSSS!

Depressing that a man committing a crime in a virtual FIFA game – wrong as it is – could face a longer sentence than actual FIFA execs ever do for corruption on a multi-million dollar scale.

The newest draft pick (Goedert) looked good, and no one got injured. Let’s just let it go, huh?

I mean, that tweet comes from the same guy who is sick and tired of Carlos Santana...walking so much.

They lost to Eagles 41-33.

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

Hopefully the Caps will win the next one so they can force a Game 7.

The Cardinals traded Piscotty, a Bay Area native, to the A’s in December so he could be closer to home, where he cared for his mother.

There were more people in that fight than in all of Camden Yards tonight. Including players.

Speaking of hidden features...

No.

The Eagles defense is fantastic, but this needs to be reiterated: after leaving USC in disgrace, Sarkisian managed not to fuck up Alabama’s offense for one year, and was hired by a team fresh off of a Super Bowl appearance with a top offense, the league MVP and no key offensive skill position losses. Under his watch,…

That rear end is like if an NSX and Civic-R had a baby. It’s hideous and not at all Subaru.

she wasn’t a whiney little shit like Bayek, who seemed to be so narrow-minded that he could miss a football smacking him in the face

Jeff Triplette is not the reason the Chiefs lost yesterday, but good god did he give it the old “one for the gipper” try.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

I just love the concept of how many guys had to agree to this before the game even started and just how well it comes across. These kinds of celebrations just make you smile.

“Just give me the damn ball, as per Rule 8.3(a)(b)(c) and all subsequent items.”

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Just so we are all clear, the Sox’s Craig Kimbrel threw a wild pitch.