Giving Duke the ball possession three times in a row during the Maryland game seems illegal too, but hell, they did it anyway. Why enforce any rules in sports anymore? They're useless.

Easy translation, what Resident Evil 6 should have been.

Damnit...

Considering that is irrelevant since Pitt was on their way out anyway, unsurprising that you're probably just a sad sad Syracuse fan.

Pretty sure that wasn't the first time he was wearing a helmet outside of a car.

Well considering they won their last two games with buzzer beaters to unranked teams... this was an unsurprising next logical step.

I know and I used my 30 minutes today and I'm limited to what I can do via web-browsing... I'll leave it at that... but you think that a world wide competition of sports would be garnish enough viewers to go prime through NBC rather than rerun reruns of Jerry Springer or whatever garbage they soon at noon during the…

Its a shame they keep airing these games on NBCsports rather than NBC, would be nice to watch it at work.

His job at bat is to aim for a somewhat small ball, yet missed an entire human being? Doesn't bode well for his career.

Bioshock Not-so-infinite.

"There's not many times when a team with the ball, a three-point lead, and three seconds remaining doesn't win."

Jalopnik community*

So now Jalopnik can tell the future, you guys are going fold Gold. That will look good on the ol' resume.

Another shiesty grimy football player, big surprise.

People still play that?

This is how the sheep retaliated

until it can't hold the weight, collapses... and dismembers your legs.

I'm more entertained by the Facebook subhead than I am the news.

So there are witnesses when she kills you.

...I kid