I feel like all of the bold, red text was written by a computer program designed to deny everything while simultaneously reminding us that Scott Redmond is an awesome guy who wears rad on his sleeve.

$300 seems like a lot of money. Although it'll make the PSP2's inevitable high cost seem less outrageous.

I've already beaten Mass Effect 2 on the 360 twice, so I'll be waiting for a price drop. I know it comes with some DLC, and that's cool, but not $60 cool.

Release date: April 2011

@BleedingThumbsMurphy: Don't get me wrong, I understand ad money makes your world go round, but when it gets in the way of content, it does more harm than good.

You're kidding me with the ads before articles, right?

@tatert21: I think they can also look it up by using the phone number you gave when you pre-ordered. I'm not sure, though, so you may want to call ahead first.

@kathartik: Normally, yes, but Kotaku is the only gaming site (including forums) that makes it through my work filter.

Anybody else have problems playing DC Universe Online last night? I tried to get on with my PS3 a bunch of times last night but after the character selection screen it would tell me I was disconnected.

This would be cool for like Flower, or PixelJunk Eden, or something like that.

How'd you guys do with your NFL playoff picks this weekend? My running total is 1-7.

@Taggart6: "First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet."

@Pojodin: All you people picking the Seahawks are crazy.

@dompromo: Nuh-uh. Seahawks won't upset two weeks in a row.

Last week I posted my picks for the NFL playoff games. I went 0-4. Hopefully this week I fare better.

@Ur Other Right: Yeah, but people don't talk about "Legan Mox"'s talent like she is Meryl Streep. It is universally acknowledged that Legan is famous because of how hot she is.

She's not completely untalented, but her very limited talent has gotten her way farther than it should have. She is awful on The Daily Show.

Unbelievable work, but $300 is too much.

@Sublethalend: Bad as in "I can't believe that was the end of the game." Fable 3's boss is a good example. You spend a whole game building up to one moment and that moment lasts two seconds and is incredibly easy.

@Kotaku Reject: Nothing pisses me off more than a bad boss fight at the end of a game.