I’m just going to keep posting this because I don’t know what else to say anymore:

My guess is that her nails are still drying. Alien nail polish dries a lot slower than human nail polish.

Weeping. That child sounds SO TERRIFIED.

I was actually going to say “she looks like an extra on Zombie Strolling, the Thai bootleg version of The Walking Dead”, but I decided against the longer joke.

I know you’re not talking about her contouring, but can we include that contouring in the larger disaster assessment? She looks like an extra on Walking Dead.

Came here just for this. Thank you ! <3

Last I checked, Wyoming doesn’t have a penis museum.

No, The Beast isn’t unique to Trump, but I imagine that there’s some value in bringing up The Beast’s protective qualities –namely that the wood ain’t gonna do shit to the car so prosecuting this kid excessively would be silly. I don’t recall hearing about Obama prosecuting tweens (which is not to say that I agreed…

No, The Beast isn’t unique to Trump, but I imagine that there’s some value in bringing up The Beast’s protective qualities in an article about a kid throwing some wood at it –namely that the wood ain’t gonna do shit to the car so prosecuting this kid excessively would be silly.

I was expecting “noo-kew-lurr”. I was comforted by the fact that he reliably mispronounced “industry” as “in-DUH-stry”.

When he pronounced “nuclear” correctly at the press conference this week I almost fell out of my chair. Just when I thought we couldn’t surprise me anymore!

Do we need a Snark Court column for white people now, too? I think the ruling would be in your favor here.

You stated with album and ended with show.

Oh, is that why Macklemore beat Kendrick Lamar in 2014 for Best new Artist? Daft Punk beat him for AofY? Artistry is inseparable from politics and message. Art isn’t just beauty or “what I like to put in my earholes on my commute to work”. I’m not dense –the Grammy’s aren’t awarded for actual artistry.

I just subscribed to WP (online only) yesterday, and it’s only a buck a month for the first three or four months! $5 for a year of Teen Vogue right now too.

Respectfully disagree. Best Album is not just about best vocals. That’s why it’s not called Best Vocals on an Album. Which album was more artistically significant? Which album had something to say? Which was more likely to affect people’s hearts and minds?

Nah, I’ve seen your other posts and you’re generally pretty troll-y so I’m not going to engage. Your post here is racist and I’m not in the mood to explain your prejudice to you. Thanks for saying “please” though.

go fuck yourself, twice

Though the specific superpowers don’t quite line up, you may recognize this particular emotional battle as the subject of Five For Fighting’s 2000 hit, “Superman (It’s Not Easy).”