It was a lot of work! There’s an episode where the main cast is reincarnated in the future. Gabby is still played by Renee O’Connor, but Xena comes back as Ted Raimi and Joxer is Lucy Lawless. So now that Xena and Gabby are a heterosexual couple, it’s totally fine. They’re soulmates, they’re in love, they get married.

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The scene with the Hestian virgin walking around a brothel and opening a door to hear what sounds like a man and a goat never fails to make me cry with laughter. 

Or a guy who invented a portal gun. 

But (stupid) people are mistaking it for an actual American Doll product, so that may be trademark infringement. 

The thing I don’t understand about this stance is that there is nothing stopping men from entering women-only spaces except the sign on the door. 

Your kids came to you asking to watch something and you said, “Sure.” If Dirtside’s kid asked to watch “Artemis Fowl,” I’m sure Dirtside would also say, “Sure.” But Dirtside isn’t going to bring this film up in conversation unless their kid does. That was the spirit of the OP. Stop talking past each other.

Quick? Profits? This film has been in development-hell for two decades and would not have turned a profit if not for COVID-19. 

Uh, having seen this movie, that would be this movie. 

I like Josh Gad. But, at this point, I don’t know if I like him for his work or because we both went to CMU around the same-ish time and I feel obligated to like him.

Oh, no, not padre. The Bishop is a woman. Which is just the cherry on top of that sundae.

Gasp! I didn’t realize they were the same person! This explains so much. 

The song that replaced “In The Dark of the Night” borrows the main melody and is actually pretty good. It’s called “The Neva Flows.”

Edit: I got my songs crossed. The villain song is “The Neva Flows.” The song that borrows the melody from “In The Dark of the Night” is “Stay, I Pray You.” Neither is the rock anthem that…

Why do we even have that lever??

I was a child when I saw Shrek 2, and the “That’s not my catnip. I was holding it for someone else” line slayed me. Actually, the whole concept of “Knights: The TV Show” still makes me giggle. And I still laugh when the Giant Gingerbread Man crushes a Starbucks and all the customers run across the street into the…

Is Brazil not considered a Latin country? I now it’s not Hispanic or Spanish-speaking, but Portuguese is still a Romance language. 

Sure, Catra and Adora are sisters...mister. 

I fully gave up on Outlander. But my housemates started watching it, so I jumped back in on season 4. We’ll see if I give it up again. I find all the almost-sexual assault, actual assault, and graphic depictions of rape exhausting. I’m sad to hear that it doesn’t let up. 

There is a reason that this show is known as “The Scottish Rape Show” in my house. 

Haha, this comment has aged wonderfully. Frozen may have been all the things you predicted, and yet it was still mind-bendingly successful.

Yeah, but it’s not like POTUS has much going on these days.