But I don’t think the “Valonquar” part of the prophecy was included. Maggie only said that Cersei’s kids would all die, and they have. 

Thank you! Jon is a terrible ruler. It’s why he keeps getting murdered. Neither of them should be on the Iron Throne. I hope Arya kills everyone and from the ashes starts a democracy.

I think a better set-up would have been if she had lost Rhaegal and Greyworm in addition to Jorah during The Long Night and then showed up at King’s Landing like, “Hey, I lost two dragons and lots of friends saving you people from certain death, put me on the Iron Throne.” And the people were like, “No thanks, we…

You’re devastated. It’s a devastating human insult. 

Apparently, it was more shite than the critics were expecting. It didn’t even clear everyone’s ground-level expectations.

No, but I am!

Darn. This is not the dark and gritty reboot I wanted. And I want so few dark and gritty reboots. 

My very Catholic parents went to see this in the cinema, without me because of the rating, and decided that I never needed to see it. I respect their judgment.

Indeed, how could a 20 to 25-year-old be a writer on the internet?

I totally forgot though that the McGriddle was a new thing when I was in grade school. 

Er, Cameron has done more than make a few underwater movies. He builds and pilots deep-sea submarines between films, so he really does know the physics of the ocean. Does that mean we should get his opinion on every water movie? Ehhhhh. Maybe, not. But it is rare to interview someone who has been at the bottom of the…

This is a fair question. However, over 2000 years, the church has changed dramatically, sometimes for the worse, sometimes for the better. I agree that sticking around and hoping that the organization will change is not a good plan. But advocating and pushing for change is different. The Roman Catholic Church is…

Yes. As a Catholic, I agree with this. However, there is a strong pro-LGBT faction within the church. I hope that eventually we’ll win and the church will change.

“The Umbrella Academy” out February 15th. 

I thought that was Mormonism?

Eh, that’s not the entire deal though. And the Pope being infallible is a historically recent thing. And the Pope is only infallible on matters of dogma. For example, only doodoo heads on Twitter are going to argue that the Crusades were good and just. Doctrine gets revised every few centuries, which would be…

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS.

I am skeptical that this gender-flipped version will be less sexist. 

Who says she won’t? 

That’s the nature of most schools of film criticism though. Not everyone is a formalist, thank goodness. 

Five Guys started in DC before franchising.