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It may not be the coolest, but this seems to be the first opportunity I've had to nominate something I own, so I'm taking it. My 1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z was the coolest thing I'd seen with the exception of the Countach as far back as I can remember, because my dad bought it before I was born. Other cars may be

Crown Victoria. Because who doesn't love pretending they're the cops?

I for one welcome our new incredibly bright, headlight engulfed overlords

Carrera GT?

The lazy dog position fits most cars. Ask Ron White

You owe me a new set of underwear for putting that in my head

What we were all thinking, with added hilarity. Well played good sir

Rt 11 in Connecticut. In my 20+ years of driving that road, I've seen a grand total of 3 cops. Also unofficially known as the Connecticut Dragway after they closed down the REAL dragstrip in Colchester and turned it into a Consumer Reports test track. I may or may not have topped out every vehicle I own on that

You sir, are quite the story teller, and this was a truly epic story to be told. Well done.

Sounds like a sufficiently extravagant synopsis of today on Jalopnik

Mine drove a Hyundai Tiburon that everyone of his buddies swore was the fastest car on the face of the planet. Of course I never believed it since him and his buddies were all members of the wake and bake crew and only knew of the existence of grades higher than C's because of gym class. As it turned out, it was

I'm gonna go with door open. look at the angle of the madflap, the wheel well would have to be crumpled all the way out to perpendicular

if it runs on E85 can we call it a gas/ethanol hybrid? cause I'm thinking that could go fast and trick the hippies

sooo effing nice, I've wanted one for the longest time