Good article. I like how it’s informative about the actual subject instead of some childish column going ‘ieeeeuw boooobieees’.

Maybe this is how you unlock single-player DLC.

“The More You Know”

Watch_Dogs could’ve been such a decent game. But instead, the GTA V mod looks miles better (that blackout scene was amazing) and we got this;

Just in case anyone on here actually does win: DO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY. You don’t get $1.3 billion; that is the amount you’ll get if you take 30 payments over the course of 29 years (which you should do), after being adjusted for expected inflation. If you take a lump sum, they’ll withhold 25% for taxes of the ~$800…

I would play your game.

Where can I apply to become a citizen?

Because it’s even better to have them shit chocolate, because it attracts ants and can melt into the tiles of the roof.

Your plan sounds awesome, except for the raptors shitting chocolate. If they are only going shit chocolate over prominent politicians homes, why not have them just shit.....well, shit?

1. Get my family out of my debt.

A game about being a cop in 1970s or 1980s New York City. The possibilities are endless, the cars are gigantic, the scandals and decay of the city were in full swing, etc.

There’s always one person who has to play serious when dealing in purely hypothetical questions.

Pretty like an intestinal tumor decorated for Christmas.

I can just see the Gawker HR department looking at your insurance plan:

If you had told me that was a dildo covered in barbecue sauce and Fruity Pebbles, I would have believed you.

Is this a before or after shot? :/

“Looks like the last trip to the bathroom you’ll ever take” - Fahey 2016.

To Fahey. That brave, brave, disgusting food eating man!

“Why do you people keep dragging this ten-year-old corpse in here?”

Good lord man, what will your doctors say in 20 years?