Are you kidding? You are kidding, right? The vast majority of hardcore fans that I know bemoan the institution of the instigator penalty and pine for the 80s and 90s when teams racked up thousands of PIMs.
Visitors to Hockeyfights.com are old tyme hockey fans, not bright eyed newbs.

Ah, Forxcalibur. Alas, many a man has tried to free that fork from within the enchanted block of parmesan, but all that have gone North to this garden of olives have never been seen again.

As an American from the other side of the Lake from Toronto I find your polite sensibilities don't prevent you from calling out assholes, which is why I admire your great Nation.

Ah, the startling sneeze. My husband struggles with allergies and has sneezed so abruptly and loudly without warning that I actually swerved into a lane of traffic while driving. So for the safety of BOTH of us, I ask if he could try to warn me beforehand...it works about 80% of the time I guess! He will just say…

I worked at The OG for a while. Perhaps even the same one, because I had to deal with the same kinds of folks. They'd loudly complain that they "had to wait 2 hours just to eat spaghetti." No, dipshit, you didn't. You could have gone somewhere else, or stayed home. I don't understand why people choose to wait,…

C'mon, he was wearing a bowtie. Only douche nozzles and Pee Wee Herman wear bowties. This is a fact.

For me, every Mercedes is Hitler's Mercedes.

Breadstix, Inc.

It's adolescent and pedestrian to think that adult relationships are easy. Life is not a Disney movie this shit takes work

If they were easy they would be worthless.

When You're Here, You're Much More Likely To Be A Festering Cumboil.

This. Not to mention the fact that anthropologists and evolutionary psychologists aren't necessarily all in sync with the "we evolved to be polyamorous" theory. There are a few different schools of thought that say a few different things.

I can't call the place by name because I'm not 100% sure I don't need to work there again ... but Kayleigh Davis, as another refugee of Breadstix, Inc, you are my fucking hero.

Two points came to mind in this weeks column.

And that's because, even in the 21st century, we are.

Well, I think the vast majority of children and adolescents can infer as to why such egregious crimes like rape, murder, theft, etc., are very, very wrong. I mean, like Pow Pow said: Congrats, your kids aren't psychotic.

Getting to watch Vlad in his prime was probably the most excited I ever got about watching baseball.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

It means one of the chicks in the picture is named Emily R.

Was it this lady's husband?