I'm lying right now, in fact. Or am I?

I don't do this sort of law, but my guess is there's some case out there that his lawyers are relying on that assigns a dollar value to that term.

Isn't "proving a negative" logically impossible or something like that?

Thanks for the longer piece on this.

I'm pretty sure they'll never find your body after that post.

I'm not a baseball fan. I'm just married to a Pirates fan, which is how I know one name in this story.

It was the 70s, but...my mom. Because she was the breadwinner in a crap bank teller job that she had to return to as fast as possible while leaving us with my unemployed dad.

#cotd

Andrew McCutchen caught up to whatever person he was against (out of Seattle, maybe?) and then went up by 5% or so in the last few minutes, in the first round. MLB then declared the Seattle guy the winner and used a screencap of the votes from an hour before the voting closed. I bitched about it on twitter, but got…

I'm not that fat. Well, sort of. Okay. I am. But that's just mean.

It's destabilizing for kids if Elmo isn't on when they expect it.

My partner and I met in college. Friendship turned into love. Then we moved to partner's hometown, near partner's parents, and partner is now regressed to being basically a child who is upset when I don't do things mommy/daddy's way. I don't know if the person I want to be with is still there somewhere or whether I…

So true. I wasted years chasing an idea instead of actual people, because I wasn't clear with myself on what I wanted.

How is the family destroyed? The idea that we require a Mom with an apron and cookies and a Dad with a breadwinner job is just a short step from saying separated parents can't be good parents.

You know, I didn't really care one way or the other until people started telling you that you were wrong. I grew up with parents that had a lot of baggage and it sucked. I don't know the extent, or the specifics, to this day, but I do know that you have to make the choices that are best for you. Maybe they are "right"…

she doesn't want a legitimate partnership, she wants to keep her single life and have someone there to keep her company.

Seriously. We're going to NYC in a bit and my SIL is already all over us about dressing the part so we aren't obvious tourists. Little does she know I'll use this article to scare her into thinking I'm packing a fanny pack and ortho shoes.

For a show that was on so briefly, MSCL really did impact a certain age group dramatically, didn't it?

I think I have it on VHS, too. As I am old. I don't even know if any of the vcrs in the house work

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