It doesn't seem like a terribly difficult concept to grasp. And most of my legal knowledge comes from reruns of Law and Order.

"Sir, did you or did you not contribute to the following pun threads? And I will remind you that you're under oath."

See also: Twitter.

My dad, an intelligent, reasonable, and straightforward man, recently got back from jury duty and he was stunned by the stupidity on display by the other jurors.

The man is on legal record admitting that he did it. How the hell do you not arrive at a verdict? Apparently, at one point the jury requested the definition of "reasonable doubt". Where do they find these people?

I've grown my hair out several times in my life. The longest I've gone is past my shoulders. But I ultimately end up getting it cut short again because upkeep is such a pain. Women always tell me they wish they had my kind of hair. It's thick and curly. It's got a lot of volume. I usually tell them that they really…

It definitely undergoes a huge tonal shift once he leaves Earth. I think most people would agree on that. But I feel like the personification of WALL-E carries it through. But I can definitely see how one could be put off by the second half of the story.

Another positive note, that girl that urged her boyfriend to commit suicide so she could get sympathy as the "grieving girlfriend" was found guilty of manslaughter and is facing up to 20 years in prison.

Sweet Alien Jesus! What the fuck is wrong with people?!

Yeah, I kind of hated myself for even casually implying that he's a good actor.

I think Tupac's charisma could have led to a long successful acting career had he lived. I recently watched his last movie Gang Related and he's easily one of the best things about it. It's not a very good movie, honestly. But the way he and Jim Belushi interact as "crooked cops in way over their heads" is fun to…

Who-pac? You-pac?

Given some recent discussion of the Pixar movies around here I've decided to watch a different one every night. Last night it was WALL-E which is just a wonderful movie. There's all the poignant commentary on consumer culture, but at it's heart, it's a story about a sweet dork that falls for a babe that is far more…

It seems pretty crazy if you compare it to people with decades of material that could probably play a different set every night for a year and not run out of stuff.

Sometimes the jitterbug.

Sadly, he and I share the same kind of hair. I honestly could probably trim my facial hair Erlich Bachman style and tell people that I was him and they would buy it.

"we are officially shameless, and proud of it"
-The AV Club!

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Talking Sharks with Chris Hardwick.

A shark's top speed in the water is somewhere around 25-30 miles per hour. There is zero chance that a human can even come close.