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Also he’s too stupid to realize that his gotcha moment is backwards - that timeline would make PERFECT SENSE to explain his campaign colluding: Russians start operations to fuck with American politics, Trump enters the ring, Russians approach his campaign with plans.

Excuse me. YOUTHS.

Did you say “yewts”? What is a yewt?

Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President.

Sooo many great lines in this one:

So, here’s the thing about that: The SNAP money is still spent at a local grocery store employing local people buying food at regular prices. The net effect of somebody “gaming” the system for cash they can spend on drugs is $0.00. They’re just shorting themselves.

For me, it’s always been in the tale, the setting, the characters, the writing. Games have rarely been about the actual GAME, and more about interactive fiction. Much like guac and chips, where the chips are simply the delivery method to get the guac into my mouth, Gameplay is often just the delivery mechanism to get

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

The other is that since Americans are, on a whole, having less sex, because we’re apparently too busy doing stuff on the Internet to find people to bone

It was an intense and very close game but glad to see London win it all in the end. Their path to get there was hard with 3 games in a row but I think they adapted to each game a lot better than Houston and NY, with more diverse compositions and really skilled players in these picks.

London beat them to advance to the final and takes the cake (and $100k cool dollars). Man, today was definitely a good day for competitive Overwatch. Five matches, only 1 that didn’t end up in overtime. For those that got ticket onsite, that’s pretty much 11 hours of entertainment.

Team name locations should be based on regional electrical grids in esports.

No, you don’t.

No. You really don’t have to ask.

this is such a bizarre take lol

Forsen’s claim that “I can watch what I say; I cannot watch what my community does” is valid up to a point.

No entertainer can ever be held fully responsible for the actions of one or more members of their audience; people are strange, and they take material meant for entertainment as a foundational/guiding principle

“No, no, no, no. You cannot have both. I can watch what I say; I cannot watch what my community does. Are you fucking serious?”