Um. You’re bad at racism.

Angry? Naw fam.

So instead of white kids creating machines that will end up “tuke yer jerbs” it’s black and brown kids making machines that will end up “tukeing yer jerbs”.

You’re kidding about the PI thing, right? Please tell me you’re kidding.

Put some shit in writing to her. No Yelp! reviews to vote on but she does have a Facebook page...

Welllll, dead hookers or live boys are said to be the only things you can’t really bounce back from. I say do a “Norm MacDonell”, borrow a few cadavers and...

Geriatric dick picks. Old people porn. Animal mating. My Little Pony cartoons. Also maybe someone will create pseudo porn that debases customs agents.

I think that’s the point...

Hmmm. If you travel with a buddy, you could have the buddy hold both phones, claim you aren’t holding a phone, get the stamp, then have the buddy toss you both phones? That’s probably a dumb plan. I feel like it’s a dumb plan.

Cloud storage. Faux phone complete with Angry Birds and bullshit contacts. Cheek that SIM card like a squirrel with a nut. Better yet, a honey pot trigger phone that once breached with a secondary password sets off a federal investigation against whomever used it. Make the customs agent into a suspected spy and…

And yet Americans can be prosecuted for not following US Federal laws while abroad....

And yet Americans can be prosecuted for breaking American laws while abroad.

Ya lost me a little bit there. but No judgemnt.

I think we make lobbying illegal, and maybe companies would be have an incentive to engage the market and try marketing PR ploys that could do some good.

You are probably right. The horses are out of the barn and closing the doors ain’t gonna do shit. At least not for the next hundred years or so. My fantasy of gun control is naive at best. I know. Still I hold out hope that maybe some legislation can stop the next bullied kid from a little league genocide where he…

1) The laws take time to take effect.

Fair point. I may have mis-typed when accusing you, in particular of gun ownership so take the “you” of my last post as referring to gun owners opposed to most if not all forms of gun control.

There were no transformy sounds though.

The NRA _used_ to be a fervent advocate of gun safety and restrictions. Sometime in the mid seventies, it was taken over by gun nuts and after that they basically became an apparatus of gun manufacturers. Follow the money.

The reasons for the founding father committing treason was about being sick of taxes. They glommed on the reasons for habeous corpus and housing of troups later on to gain popular support. The treason wasn’t originally a populist movement. That was just how they got poor dummies to enlist...