You could maybe try to be the local “guy with parrot” or iguana or just use a prop...

Sometimes people can recognize a forced or fake smile. If you don’t find implicit joy in meeting random people, think of an inside joke or a gag or recent show and giggle. Then: “Sorry, I wasn’t laughing at you, it’s just you reminded me of my friend who just told me this joke/who I have an inside joke with/that I saw…

Yeah, most kidnappings are by someone known to the victim. “Stranger danger” is the interpersonal equivalent of fear over immigrant terrorist acts or fear of earthquakes.

Are all the gear heads leaning toward being racist tools? No wonder they never respond to my posts. Sheeeeeeeeeit.

Except when someone uses their cell phone to text in a fucking movie. THAT guy is begging to beaten.

Ah dunno. There sounded like a fair number of folk chanting his name. Our little Dennis the Menace might experience some homegrown vigilante hall justice before too long.

Because of that, they *could* refuse, but they don’t know if they’re dooming us to Russian nuclear attack or saving us from an angry Trump.

I was trying to be condescending to the author for wasting my time and for people being wowed with it. I’m poor too. I’m sorry I pissed you off. But I learned that with a little creativity means you don’t have to appear poor, clueless and lazy.

How did you bust him?

Ha! Republican = annoying! Love it. But ‘homo’? 1994 is calling and wants its bigotry back.

Ha! Now I want to design one that optionally makes real calls or calls your phone with a fake call that has a structured voice box ‘theme’.

Oh, my spiritual beliefs are irrelevant here. You can’t possibly insult me on that score. It’s really the internet’s fault.

Know what?

And are you really using “lol” in a discussion about slavery, rape, and the like?

“Republican homo”? Not sure where to even go with that. Is it supposed to be an insult to be either or both of those things you Libertarian asexual shaker (how’d I do?).

I’ve been using something similar for ages. I have an app called “fake call”. It even puts up a fake call screen and makes noise and has a timer. It’s been handy on a couple of occasions.

Yeah, people that don’t buy their toilet brushes for three bucks from Safeway.

Since the definition of religion (at its simplest) is just “anything done with devotion or repetition” you could say it never possibly can.

Bzzzzzzt!

what is the difference between a cult and a religion....time.