The last nuclear warhead in NJ caught fire many, many moons ago and irradiated the outskirts of Atlantic City. They haven’t brought any new ones here since. So no runaway trucks full of nuclear warheads here.

We have a fair bit of construction equipment related crime here in the Delaware Valley. A few years back, the Piston Diner in Westville, NJ was partially demolished by someone in a bulldozer in the middle of the night.

On a side note, the shortest commuter rail line in the USA is roughly 4 times longer than the shortest highway in the USA.

Two things to say:

And if you go far enough south, that would be 5 days across the entire life of the tire, not 5 days per year.

Cooperated only after he was caught. Fleeing the scene of the accident should ALWAYS destroy any legal attempt to claim “cooperation”.

Florida Man has read/watched way too much Hentai Kamen.

At least they didn’t get their panties in a bunch when they found out he was using his face mask as underpants.

They are escalator toothbrushes, for those times an escalator goes full Ford Mustang and eats a pedestrian off the belt. Gotta get the meat out of their gawky teeth somehow.

Also, does the iPhone have to scan incessantly for 15 to 40 minutes before it is sure there is nothing in range?

Well, I think we are well on our way to a new era. In that era, the lawyers and politicians will be the first to go when the revolution comes, but their corpses will be sanitized on a funeral pyre made by incinerating live automotive manufacturer execs, used car salesmen, and whatever clowns thought subscriber…

First.... Nobody did a voltage check to see if the alternator was getting sufficient eJuice. Though you did feel that in bench testing, both old and new starters were rather anemic.

That and internal serial numbers, so the buyer can be tracked down if it is found to be part of a criminal act.

The word you are looking for is spelled “revenue”, not “advantages”.

From what I’ve heard from my uncle, who drove trucks for about 40 years, forget the bosses. They feel pressured by the limits federal regulations put on them. You wouldn’t believe some of the BS that ends up in log books to skirt the rules and get as much mileage per day as they possibly can. These days of GPS logging…

Meanwhile, the owners of the truck and the owners of the company he worked for (which may or may not be the same entities, depending on whether the truck was a rental or not AND like hell he owned that truck at his age) seem to be walking away scot free when they are the ones ultimately responsible for the maintenance…

These days, it is just the flexing of a temperature-sensitive bimetallic strip, which is why today’s cars sound more like squeezing a soda can than the slick of an electrical switch.

Don’t lie. The way you worded it indicates you knew exactly what you were writing, you knew the confusion it would cause, and you were loving every minute of it.

They are contaminated. What you are experiencing is irradiation from the many evils that were plotted in those vehicles.

LOL. It was “one intrepid owner” until I got to the point the guy is located in Newton, PA, essentially a Philly suburb and it became “Some dumb, rich asshole that doesn’t know what to do with his money”.