I learned to drive when rear, two wheel drive vehicles were the way. I could work my way up an icy hill without chains, snow tires or 4wd. These days, people don’t don’t learn how to be drivers. They’re just passengers in the wrong seat, and just for Torch, Tesla and its inappropriately named Autopilot are just…

GM stuck with those keys until at least 1988. We got a Celebrity Eurosport wagon that year that had both the door and ignition keys flat on one edge.

There was a much easier solution - don’t make the doors so long. Both doors intrude into the area behind them - front doors intrude into the rear door area behind the B pillar and the rear door extends well past the front edge of that rear triangle of glass.

Shame I can’t give you one star each for the mentions of Big Clive and South Main Auto.

Consider yourself lucky. They are indeed dirt cheap at Harbor Freight, but never in stock. And fora little more, you can get the clamp type.

This... is utter bull. Kaepernick is an absolute ass and complete dick all in one. The drafts are akin to the schoolyard selection of teams at lunch recess to play games. They do something that every player would have experienced for 20 years and would be completely comfortable with.

You’re right. They did write it poorly. It does nothing to address the fact that the general supply of reasonably priced replacement parts is made of shit mild steel and will rust out on you within a year of replacement. This is like another poor tax issued by the state, because many urban dwellers cannot afford to…

I’m sorry, Torch, but you’re wrong. I own a steel funeral casket I bought for Halloween. It was damaged on delivery to a local funeral home. It rests on a pair of furniture dollies. It drives far better than that Dodgee Magnum. And I can open the lid and sit up to vastly improve the visibility, too.

How long until we see David Tracy’s companion story, “How I raised the cash to buy that ‘Nice Price or No Dice’ Custom Jeep Grand Cherokee pickup”?

Instead of an intimacy coordinator, they just took a set of the novels and highlighted the sex scenes in the text with blue highlighter for the boys and pink highlighter for the girls.

Why did you refer to him as a doctor when he is obviously a dorkturd? hell the guy can’t even balance a motorized vehicle with two wheels.

In theory, that means Scotty was a hack because the repair still took twice as long as he expected...

Because usually those tickets aren’t reporting an actual bug. Way too often, it is a means of foisting extra, undocumented features into development. And managers are rather rarely actually qualified to do the work they are managing, and thus have no clue in this regard, resulting in the bullshit order of “Get it…

Car makers really are idiots. There is already a flaw in what Subaru did. Massachusetts is a small state. Aside from Cape Cod residents, there’s no place in the state where you can’t drive across the border to a neighboring state in like half an hour to 45 minutes. Residents can drive out of state with ease, buy a car…

I can only hope “It’s a personal matter” means their employer and the police union aren’t providing any legal assistance.

Nice CSI revival reference there. :D

They’ve started hiring ESL students to write articles. They better not start calling them reporters.

Another way to look at it... 1,200 calories is.... what you get in the US military’s MRE diet - per MEAL.

Did you get the title to the vehicle yet? :D

You missed the part where people make the comparison because it is the exact same risky behavior, like the lenders learned exactly NOTHING from the mortgage industry collapse. Right down to the selling and swapping of loans between themselves and the fact they aren’t engaging in proper due diligence before approving a…