For April Fool’s Day, you should take a riff off DeMuro’s videos and give a vehicle a “Torch Score”. Just be sure to make it clear the Torch Score has nothing to do with lighting the test-driven vehicle on fire. But do make sure to make some amusing comment about it being a hot take on a competing reviewer’s styling.…

Eventually, some other state is going to see this as a gold mine opportunity to provide registration and tags to out-of-state residents. Kind of like how buses tend to get registered in particular states... or the infamy of registering in Montana.

You overlooked something. They are placeholders for an undisclosed set of lights, because they said those light strips aren’t the final lights, either.

Strangely sounds like he may have watched Outlaw Star and Bodacious Space Pirates a few times too many...

No, no. You do not want a CMP truck. You want a CMP artillery tractor (also known as the “quad gun tractor”). Basically the CMP truck with a cabin body and tow hitch. You could in theory live in it, much better than that Chrysler minivan. Though.... I think I prefer the looks of the British-made Morris version rather…

LOL. “Sales are down” seems to be the justification of all the car cancellations this year. I wonder how much of the “reduction” is actually due to lack of inventory, though. You can’t sell what you don’t have, after all.

Digging out the underpass isn’t simply an issue of drainage. You also have the issue of approach angles. A LOT of earth would need to be moved to extend the distance of the underpass to allow long vehicles to pass through. I know a SEPTA bus route used to pass under there because that is a SEPTA regional rail train…

I hate that damned underpass. The low height has never been a problem for me. No the problem is that that part of the Philly suburbs is full of jerks who think they get to go first because they’re wealthy. That underpass is like 1 1/2 lanes wide total, so if oncoming traffic doesn’t go slowly or stop until you pass…

I guess.... nobody ever explained to him they can’t just pluck things out of their imaginations like Spongebob and put those things in a car? Obviously he needs the supply chain explained to him, and the most likely reason cars shipped with missing parts is his demand to meet production milestones while the supply…

LOL. From the headline, you should just yell “I tried to take a bath in the world’s biggest fish toilet!”

You left out the part where the public utilities decided it was a good idea to stop investing in infrastructure maintenance so they can hand out bigger dividend checks at the end of the year. California’s utilities have been responsible for quite a few wildfires in the last decade due to this and PG&E was responsible…

Well, that sucks. I’ve been there before. It was the closest Hardee’s to me and it was like a 90 minute drive away. I always stopped there when I was in the area.

They are garbage cars sold by garbage human beings. A neighbor up the street bought a PT Cruiser in 2016. Window stick said it was a 2016 PT Cruiser and it was from the local Chrysler dealership. They stopped manufacturing them in 2010. The car randomly caught fire in the middle of the night in their driveway about a…

I’m waiting to hear they attempt to bill the pilot and/or instructor for the destroyed drone. But, it sounds like they probably won’t work up the berve to do that considering the Canadian equivalent of the FAA sounds pretty “Canadian passive-aggressive” angry at them, sufficiently so that they’ll not be able to…

In his next post, Jason explains how the “bubblecars” of the Jetsons work. :D

I think the problem here is you failed to acknowledge something. First look at the name, repuslorlift. Two words suggesting the device is actively pushing down.

Your post was a perfect candidate for a smarmy “fixed it for you” post that quotes it and swaps ‘New Jersey’ into the place of ‘Newark Airport’. Considering your nick, I’m guessing you live in our horrid, little, beloved state, too.

In the not so distant past, the Federal government basically told the airlines to either stop pulling that crap or stop flying. There was a period not long before the b33r bug where it looked like several of the airlines had switched from actually flying passengers to ripping them off via nonrefundable tickets on…

He read the paperwork they handed him.

I’m sorry, but that story has moved beyond rubber dick territory. It has moved on to either the broken beer bottle or the rusty chainsaw levels.