The answer is obviously, managing idiots at McDonald’s never expected anyone to eat or drink in their cars, even though the whole damned “bellhops and parking lot meals in your car” concept was a thing before the company got started. So they wanted food to stay hot until you got home if you weren’t going to eat inside…

I have a bottle of Gorilla Glue with a 2015 copyright on the label. First warning is within the directions themselves: “Wear gloves to avoid skin contact. Glue will stain skin and ruin clothes.”

On a totally off topic observation, I have just now realized that every time I see “MB”, I think “Milton Bradley” rather than “Mercedes Benz”.

See, this is where not being enough of a computer guy gets you in trouble, despite the absurd videos about ancient computer/video games.

Not only is it not a car, it is not a plane, either. It is a poorly designed excuse and even worse idea for an electrically powered helicopter with eight rotors.

The license plate was quite clearly photoshopped out of the image.

Angry plow crew. They’ve been pulling stunts like this for decades.

Hey now, you never know. Apparently Tyler Hoover of Kansas managed to pull something of this level off in recent months. And he may throw it up for sale once some issues get sorted out mechanically. ;3

Side effect of the b33r bUg. People have suddenly started looking at their classic wheels as a savings account to pad things over financially until the pandemic is done. All prices on classic cars have been skyrocketing.

Maybe he should ask Tom McFarland, Jalopnik’s resident professional used car buyer...

All these “hot shot wall street winners” and not  one of them can afford to set up a separate website to help handle issues like this...

Brake pedal works fine on mine. Guess he didn’t work on the ‘07 model. The gas pedal, on the other hand, is a pain in the ass. Parts of the electrical circuit in the pedal switches keep welding themselves together.

Not the greatest example, since a lot of the financial damage was the result of institutional panic to liquidate his positions rather than what Kerviel did himself.

LOL. So.... nobody realized the video is fake? The video is a composite, with separate foreground and background. Watch her shadow. Notice how it climbs up the white pot on the right, but you NEVER see the shadow of her head and shoulders merge with the shadow of the pot - AND while her shadow is cast to the right in…

Some people are just too desperate to believe anything and everything bad about someone, they won’t even consider for an instant the potential validity. A real estate tycoon, particularly one known for not exactly being successful financially, without any real political connection to anything until he actually ran for…

That interior should count as an anti-theft system, because who would ever steal a metallic blue car with a vibrant red interior like that? lol

Let me fix that for you.

Honestly, if I was a mechanic, it would have been an estimate for the O2 sensor, “Look, you’ve got a tail light out and we’ll fix that before someone rear ends you because of it” with an estimate (solely because I live in a state that does nothing but emissions checks for the ‘inspection’ now and the number of…

The images in this article made me realize... Years ago, I worked at an Amazon fulfillment center to make some extra cash for Christmas. There was a mystery customer who seemingly attempted to buy an entire Jeep piece by piece. David Tracy shops for car parts on Amazon. Those Jeep parts must have been David’s orders.…

LOL. Say that as you will, I cannot imagine a David Tracy that doesn’t hoard Jeep related automotive stocks the way he hoards Jeeps and their spare parts. Well, unless he needed offload some of that hoarded stock to afford more Jeeps...