LOL. I read “OS” not as “Original Series” but as “Operating System”, which combined with “pulling levers and all kinds of manual input stuff” inside my brain to result in “STEAMPUNK FOR THE WIN!”

Transparent alumina is a thing. The US military has been fussing with it for a couple decades trying to make bulletproof helmet visors from it. And to make it even more mindbending, it is a form of ceramic. You just looked at your coffee mug, didn’t you?

Prove it is wrong. Are you Martian? Do you speak the language? Maybe in Martian, “tripod” sounds a lot like their word for “four legged”.  :P

I guess the next thing they’ll do is block CVS from advertising because the company promotes illicit drugs. And heaven forbid they allow any grocery store to advertise because they *gasp* sell aspirin in pill form, which Apple claims is illegal!

Ummmmmm.... It has, for a couple hundred years at least, been well known that the reason one of the Pleiades stars flickers more than usual to the naked eye is because it is two stars too close together for the eye to differentiate.

And they’ve used up a nation’s worth of cogs, apparently. They were running employment opportunity ads on at least 5 different radio stations in my area right up until a few days before Christmas. They obviously don’t have enough cogs to go around.

Sorry, but all these choices fail. Not a one of them features the ability to make piping hot chocolate.

I see what triggered the problem. It is the snow. I you’re seeing too much snow in your video games, you need a new TV. ;3

“Not only are new phones faster and packed with better features and cameras, they also receive regular security patches that older phones do not.”

Christmas Cactus is really easy to keep alive if you remember one simple fact - it is native to Brazil, where there is no desert. What takes finesse is getting it to flower again, as it is a southern hemisphere native and it naturally wants the right conditions to flower in December. Even that isn’t horribly…

Meh. Getting into the spot is no big deal. Let’s see him get the car OUT of the spot.

You were in too much shock when you watched this video. You failed to notice the trailer is almost entirely made of rust bucket that would make every Jeep David Tracy has ever owned look unquestionably structurally sound.

Sadly for, the marbling that makes high end steak taste great also affects the taste of ground beef. If money was no object, would you want your burger made from the scraps of a cow or would you prefer it made from some decent ribeye?

Note your choice of “largely” rather than “completely”. When I was growing up, my mother rinsed the ground beef just like in the video. I stopped “doing it her way” when the task of cooking was passed on to me. The flavor difference was like night and day.

ahem....

“There’s something uncomfortably ecclesiastical about it all”

I thought that became a training center for the PA State Police.

LOL. That was my oops on my second day of work out there in the late 90's. The third day, I ended up on the PA turnpike. I swear, the road design out there was inspired by a bowl of spaghetti.

I’m starting a new trend of 3D printed custom badging. I’m going to replace all the Taurus nameplates on my car with 3D printed flat bull heads. :D

Didn’t you know? The actual title of that video is “The Day I Painted the Interior of my Vehicle Brown”.