LOL. This is exactly what the article said:

I have bad news for you, Mr. Torchinsky. Your NJ slogan is only half right. Yes, the state makes you experience jughandles. However... after two decades of removing old roundabouts, they have spent much of the last decade putting entirely new ones in. Locally, they’ve actually installed almost twice as many new ones…

Well, let us then hope Kinja one day soon learns that in the comments “asking which Kinja features are and are not necessary” is actually “readers trying to politely tell Kinja what annoying fucktardery to get rid of due to utter uselessness”.

According to the title on that video, that means “fascinating” + “mind-blowing” = “amazing” :D

Part of me hopes a smartass working in the yard yells “Bring out your dead!” just before they start dragging the burned out motor out of the hull. Using a bullhorn so everyone can hear it. :D

Now add in the fact that they have behaved in this fashion repeatedly. Hell, the Cobalt/Saturn ignition switch scandal isn’t even a decade old at this point. This bad behavior goes all the way back to the bad engine mounts of the 1960's, which GM refused to acknowledge for three years before the evidence finally piled…

Capitalist greed. How on earth did you not figure that out?

For many, jumping the ship isn’t an option. I live in what amounts to Comcast’s corporate back yard. Comcast is my only option. Verizon never installed the damned FiOS network in my area, AT&T never installed any sort of DSL or ISDN in my area, and 56k dialup is actually a long distance telephone call at this point.

LOL. No, he tells us how he mispronounces it. People use a hard G because they don’t want people to think they’re talking about smearing peanut butter on their computer screens.

The real cause of his screaming will be frustration at the insurance company telling him chunks of concrete building facade falling out of the sky is an act of God and thus they won’t be covering the claim.

So, so wrong. The biggest scientific fraud of the last 50 years is the world wide web, which has given unrestricted voice to ALL scientific fraud since 1994. Anti-vaxxers? Got their start on the internet; the articles of Wakefield just gave that a starting point. Other fraud that got grand boosts into problemdom via…

The list of cars in your sig needs to be updated. You’re down to 7 Jeep vehicles, but up one Chrysler.

That many different vehicle years and models... And I am completely unaffected, as I own a 1994 Honda Accord sedan (which had its own minor recall debacle in the form of defective headlight lenses made by multiple companies that were recalled like four or so times over the next few years) and a 2007 Ford Taurus…

This I can see as the reason for such bad service over the phone and internet - sales reps at one dealership trying to avoid getting lowballed by a competing dealership. I don’t doubt for an instant that dealers call each other posing as customers so the can get the information necessary to undercut each others’ sales.

LOL. I am amused. The photo right underneath the section header of “Nürnberg To Frankfurt“, the lens flare makes it look like the SUV mostly cut out of the photo has lifted a leg and is taking a leak on your Voyager.

“No long a for”? I am willing to bet you used a speech-to-text program of some sort to make that post.

LOL. Man, there is a video I want to one day see on my Youtube, “I LS-Swapped my Model S!”

I thought the reason they made red carpets was to hide the red wine stains. You mean I’ve been wrong about that since the 1970's?

If you’re in the grays, then that is absolutely the darkest shade of gray I’ve ever seen.

I used one of these useless things once. I ended up with spiral scars on the bolt head. I found it much more effective to own proper tools and “exercise” fasteners once a year (and remove and clean them once every 3 to 5 years). The problem I find most stuck fasteners have is they’ve sat for years, sometimes decades,…