Ummmm.... That is NOT what the hole in the middle of the CD tray is for.

LOL. The system “highlights the vehicle in front of you in red on the instrument panel”, because you should be looking at the dash or center console to see what the ding was about at the exact time you should be focusing on the road and slowing the hell down to reduce the damage and death caused by your vehicle....

I have one of those, but it is orange and black. After nearly 2 decades, the battery still holds a charge.

Ahem....

I’m just going to point out that the battery tester is available on ebay for like 99 cents. At least that is what I paid for it about a half decade ago. Worked just fine until the battery ruptured inside it about 3 years later. But that “battery storage solution” it comes with isn’t worth the remaining $31. Sometimes,…

I’m just going to point out that the battery tester is available on ebay for like 99 cents. At least that is what I…

On a side note, if I had the cash, I’d buy that Toyota Century just so I could take it to the local garage and watch my mechanic’s head explode. :D

I’m going to boil down the best advice you’ll get into a single sentence: Something with decent cargo space. Aging goes hand in hand with physical impairment. I went from a 1994 Honda Accord LX (which I still own because, well, it runs and has a decent interior) to a 2007 Ford Taurus SE station wagon. Because in order…

Let me fix that for you. “You only die once, might as well enjoy the trip.”

It isn’t that Korean feelings don’t count. The issue is they made themselves look like idiots for demanding aspects of Japanese culture be removed from a Japanese-themed expansion instead of demanding a Korean-themed expansion instead. Or are they afraid people will somehow be offended by digging up the kimchi?

Also, wow, so many people have never heard of sticking their phones in a ziplock bag when entering an environment with potential water risks....

My cellphone isn’t smart. It is almost 20 years old and incapable of displaying photos. It can barely handle text messaging.

Let me tell you about the gimmick behind these stupid combination locks. I got a 2007 Ford Taurus station wagon secondhand with these damned things on the doors. There are exactly two mechanical locks on the car - the driver door and the rear hatch. both front seat doors have the damned keypad. When I got the car, I…

You misspelled “meth and all.”

You left out an equally important aspect: Support infrastructure. That’s even further away than making electric vehicles equal ICE vehicles, especially thanks to the fact every company seems to feel a need to customize charging connections, and one particular manufacturer likes to remotely screw around with the…

If it can do the old VW Harlequin look by swapping some body panels with those bolts and giant washers, I’m sold.

Sorry, but.... That door speaker panel looks less like a map of the Sea of Tranquility on the moon and more like “This vehicle is such hot s**t someone couldn’t control themselves, humped the door and look at all the pubic hair they left behind.”

LOL. “Are you ready for a 6-figure GMC product? Woof.”

Wait.... Did Porsche screw up the color of the back end? The game vehicle looks like the back end is green instead of black.

Why does he need a welfare check? I just assumed he somehow finally managed to get that damned $600 Chrysler minivan as far as Amsterdam and was enjoying some of the... recreational commodities available in the city.

The Yukon’s glove box is full of tweezers and magnifying glasses.