Also, wow, so many people have never heard of sticking their phones in a ziplock bag when entering an environment with potential water risks....

My cellphone isn’t smart. It is almost 20 years old and incapable of displaying photos. It can barely handle text messaging.

Let me tell you about the gimmick behind these stupid combination locks. I got a 2007 Ford Taurus station wagon secondhand with these damned things on the doors. There are exactly two mechanical locks on the car - the driver door and the rear hatch. both front seat doors have the damned keypad. When I got the car, I…

You misspelled “meth and all.”

You left out an equally important aspect: Support infrastructure. That’s even further away than making electric vehicles equal ICE vehicles, especially thanks to the fact every company seems to feel a need to customize charging connections, and one particular manufacturer likes to remotely screw around with the…

If it can do the old VW Harlequin look by swapping some body panels with those bolts and giant washers, I’m sold.

Sorry, but.... That door speaker panel looks less like a map of the Sea of Tranquility on the moon and more like “This vehicle is such hot s**t someone couldn’t control themselves, humped the door and look at all the pubic hair they left behind.”

LOL. “Are you ready for a 6-figure GMC product? Woof.”

Wait.... Did Porsche screw up the color of the back end? The game vehicle looks like the back end is green instead of black.

Why does he need a welfare check? I just assumed he somehow finally managed to get that damned $600 Chrysler minivan as far as Amsterdam and was enjoying some of the... recreational commodities available in the city.

The Yukon’s glove box is full of tweezers and magnifying glasses.

None of this tells me if the Changli will fit into one of those U-Haul motorcycle trailers. :3

I just want to know where the building code allows studs 24 inches apart...

I just want to know where the building code allows studs 24 inches apart...

Hell, back in the 70's, up in New England, orange and brown cars (and I mean medium to dark brown, not tan) were a thing, too. As kids, we’d yell, “Look, an M&M on wheels!” every time we saw one.

When your car is a real color (aside from red), cops don’t bother you because they don’t believe your vehicle actually exists. I squeal my tires at the intersection outside my local PD every time I have to stop for a red light there and never have they bothered me. All because the car is an ugly metallic baby blue.

o_O It would appear that the rear seat, rear window shelf, and front dash match the paint color of that shiny, scarab green beast.

Meh. I’d believe that photo was real and not a ‘shop if his pectorals drooped down to his belly button.

Grumpy old man is rude, news at 11.

So.... if the motor is removed so the hood ornament can’t be retracted, the light is legal?

In other news, EU politicians have no clue what light pollution is.