Well, I can understand why the dog doesn’t look like a monkey in a French ad. For nearly 2/4 of a century, the French military has had a horrible nickname: “Surrender Monkeys.”

As a lifelong dog owner, I am 100% certain that dog is most definitely NOT enjoying that trunk in the least.

LOL. I can’t help but think the combo of the lights, nose overhang and front grill look like a hangry fish. I was all oooh’s and aaah’s until that thought popped into my mind.

Drones and rooftops is just silly. Get a cheap, old car, multiple spare keys made so everyone using it can have a copy of the key, and put the phones in that. Park it among the hundreds of cars in the lot every shift, move it periodically so it doesn’t look like an abandoned vehicle, and you get essentially the same…

Well, you do get all those tornadoes, so they really aren’t going to spend money decorating a tower they may have to replace in 3-15 years.

Security guards just got more work, patrolling outside the building. Now that this is public knowledge, the phones will simply be seized, shut off and tossed in a box under the security desk at the entrance. And if you come looking for it, they’ll quietly terminate the Flex account, effectively firing the driver.

There is the data point I want. Most people are all like “OMG, OMG, why did they waste all teh monies?!!!!!”

They realized how useless these things are once the necessary law enforcement radios, computers and other equipment got factored into the power consumption and range before recharge.

I will just take a moment to say every significant population center in a stable nation on earth needs the local equivalent of Wildwood, NJ’s Doo Wop Experience Museum, where the town actively tries to save a fair chunk of its art deco heritage. This blowfish deserves to be in such a museum, seeing how it represents a…

Only reason Tesla isn’t joining in is because he’s got the game turned up to 11. Why waste time on “right to repair” when you can just keep the supply chain locked down (which is exactly what Tesla does)?

All I can say is... That next to the last sentence... DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS.

LOL. “a High-Definition blu-ray shot”.

There is one HUGE factor people overlook in the operation of these vehicles. When have you ever heard of anyone testing one in anything but perfect weather? I’ve never heard of one of these things being tested in fog, snow, rain, drizzle, hell, not even a stiff breeze or at night. And they’ve been overlooking that the…

So.... According to those pictures.... During the winter, you Great Lakes region folks sell snow shovels as snow shovels, then the rest of the year you sell them as Fishfly Carcass Shovels?

The whole Miata issue (and convertibles in general) is an issue of structural design. There is no frame around the window as there is in noncovertible cars. That door framework is what the sock type relies upon to hold it in place with the windows down. In a Miata, roof up or down, rolling the window down would simply…

40 releases per year... Just makes me shudder considering the wide range in ticket pricing these days. Matinee ticket costs in my area range from $7 to $22. Prime time ticket prices range all the way up to $40 (people in DE are insane for paying those prices in a place where there is supposedly no sales tax).

I’ll wait for the video of Colin Furze doing the job better.

I think they key fact regarding the selection here is the employee spoke Russian (suggesting the crook wasn’t particularly skilled with English). After all, the gangster kept upping the bribe until he got a positive response.

Wow. I’ve encountered a Tesla douche that drives a Porsche instead. Not a Mercedes or a BMW or even a Jeep, but a Porsche. LOL

According to NASA, you’re off by a ton regarding Hubble’s original weight, though it apparently now weighs 1.5 tons more than it did at launch.