Paper lanterns have been decor in Japan for a sufficiently long time to have demonic folklore attached to them.

I don’t think Philly even has a “K-Town” where they’d be able to buy more appropriate decor. Honestly, the description sounds like they just hit up shops in the area of Arch and 6th or so and bought whatever they could remember seeing in a MASH episode many years ago on channel 29.

LOL. You go right ahead and build that road for autonomous vehicles, Michigan. Just make sure it is built the same way all your other public roadways are. That way, within 18 months, we can see how well these ‘self-driving’ vehicles handle dozens of potholes every mile.

Shouldn’t you update your list of cars to include this minivan?

Old and inaccurate news? Months ago, reports were the first US cases were in the Pacific Northwest as early as before last Thanksgiving.

See, this is why I still use a Nokia old enough to have graduated from high school. I don’t have to worry about even considering things like apps. I’m lucky the damned thing does text messaging.

She’s not in trouble at all. These contracts don’t exist in a time vacuum. It has no impact on prior art. When was the last time you heard of a model having to buy up and destroy every copy of a magazine she had appeared in years earlier? Especially when copyright law explicitly states as an example that a…

LOL. You think people stopped driving because of the beer bug. I bet you still believe in the Easter Bunny, too.

What idiot is behind this audit? The first thing that needs to be done is an examination of the details of those “relatively static deaths”. Not just the specifics of how people died, but who was responsible as well. For example, it has ALWAYS been obvious when drunks were out on the road. But it used to be reliable…

Huh. My takeaway is.... considering that logo in the image file used with this article, I am damned surprised NBC hasn’t sued them for trademark infringement.

You sound like you’ve never heard of Halloween. ;P

Not likely going to happen unless the property managers engage in some substantial retrofitting of the buildings. Those fulfillment centers generally are rectangular with one of the long walls filled with nothing but truck bays - half for loading and the other half for unloading. We’re talking about 60 to 100 bays per…

LOL. This is like the need to make money management a mandatory college class for future pro athletes. Future pro game developers need mandatory classes in IP management, how to comprehend a contract, and the definition of “work for hire”.

You are missing a few tips.

Some of those Go Pro provided pics are photoshopped fakes. Flashlights do not cast light BEHIND themselves in that fashion, even with a diffuser lens attached.

LOL. Nearly the same truck 13 years apart? So kind of like the fact that my 2007 Ford Taurus has mostly the same dashboard controls as my old 1994 Taurus did? Come to think of it, those are 13 years apart, too.

Gene Shalit is still kicking, Gene Siskel died about two decades ago. And cancer nailed Ebert in between, like seven years ago. Of course, if Shalit ever dies, that means his mustache will start walking the streets by itself.

Cars don’t need to be “pre-owned” to have had accidents prior to being sold to the current owner. I own a 1994 Honda Accord that was accidentally driven off the front of the car hauler it was delivered to the dealership on. I got it cheap and the dealership put a lot of pride in doing the repair work correctly. But if…

LOL. Cyberpunk 2077 delayed? You have NO CLUE. 3rd edition was announced in 1998, wasn’t released until 2013 if I recall correctly. Cyberpunk being delayed is a tradition at this point.

LOL. Cyberpunk 2077 delayed? You have NO CLUE. 3rd edition was announced in 1998, wasn’t released until 2013 if I…

Note to self: Due to the idiots employed there, DO NOT hire Morgan Stanley for any sort of stock portfolio management...