You know what that thing really looks like? An old military project from the late 70's/early 80's - the XR-311.

Don’t see what the problem is. Dude got in a car and started driving it, turning it into a potential weapon and was rewarded with bullets for his stupidity and troubles. Your sidebar headlines link to an article about some clown trying to drive through a Black Lives Matter protest and getting killed by the cops for…

I use them for insulation in windows that get a window air conditioner in the summer. They tend to be a heck of a lot cheaper than the pipe insulation I used to use, especially if I remember to get them from a local dollar store by the time May arrives. I wedge some in at the top of the window and put a strip…

This is all we need - inspiration for the dumb people of the world to steal and drag race e-scooters on city streets.

Somewhere, there is a Dodge M4S waiting for this engine

Not a single word on how on earth Ben Dunn and Antarctic Press managed to swing a deal to get this show made... Dunn has an infamously bad reputation when it comes to cutting licensing deals.

PB&J just isn’t the same once you put that shredded cheese on it. :D

Problem here is, people are playing the race card without realizing where it is happening - New Jersey, where you can be guaranteed 9 out of 10 contractors are corrupt (just look at the nonsense they pulled with the demolition of the Harrison House in Bellmawr, NJ for a fine example of this corruption). This has lead…

I want to try an experiment: “$50 surcharge for not wearing your mask properly”.

I’m totally adding this to my fake coughing fits.

“Huh. Now I know. It takes less than two brain cells to breathe, because if you had two brain cells, you’d be wearing the mandatory mask. No purchases for you! GET OUT!”

I wonder how much it costs for the two conversions this plane had to previously undergo each time a dignitary wanted to fly - conversions from tanker to dignitary airliner and the conversions back to a tanker. I imagine that more was spent annually on those conversions compared to permanently converting it to an…

I’m going to agree, that is NOT a tampon. It is something far, far worse. It is a rotting clog, and from the size of it, I’d say ZERO cleaning and maintenance has been done on the freeze machine since BEFORE the shop opened.

Nothing says “Nothing you ever do will be good enough” like that blasé response.

On a side note, the original General Lee was repainted green after the first episode of the show. The fact this solution has not yet been duplicated shows what great fans they are of the show.

Perv. Are you sure you really want to get nekkid with this guy?

 Too cheap to buy an engine hoist AND too lazy to make the effort to see if he could use one at work. I don’t know about now, but when I was in the army, there was always a section of the motor pool carved out for working on “hobby vehicles”. It was generally considered a good thing to promote this because the regular…

Wait... Is this like that Nissan Sentra I had years ago with the Datsun badging? :D

You totally missed out on starting a new column.... “Adventures of the David Tracy Brigade”.

Huh. Having seen it, it is absolutely nothing more than an expedient solution for a broken garage door pull. It broke at some point and someone fashioned a new loop on the broken end. The number of times I’ve seen it done probably number at least into the triple digits, including several times I’ve done it myself.…