These are factory throttled. Amazon adjust the limiter on all their warehouse equipment to increase the speed by 25% during the Christmas season.

Too much money even on sale for tools from a tool manufacturer that doesn’t know what tools they are making. Those are pliers, not wrenches. And the fact that you didn’t ask the self-acknowledged wrench monkey Jalopnik employees to clarify what they are for you doesn’t bode well for you, either.

Too much money even on sale for tools from a tool manufacturer that doesn’t know what tools they are making. Those…

People would be shocked to discover how many old pressure gauges on the dash actually rely of a live fluid feed from the engine to the dash to function. The most recent example of this I’ve seen was in a 2006 Ford Crown Victoria. So replacement parts may be cheaper than you suspect.

“Chad? Steve? Hunter?”

We can... “make more helium”? You’ve been hiding a working fusion reactor someplace?

All this whining. The reason alternative energy vehicles are failures around the globe is the lack of supporting infrastructure. Within a 30 minute drive of me, there are probably 500+ gas stations, 3/4 of which also provide diesel. There are quite a few that can do propane as well, but there are issues there,…

What I’m really curious about is... How much of the build cost has thus far been covered by advertising revenue?

Only thing I want to hear is Ford refusing to install it on any vehicle used for K9 duty. Too many police dogs died in the heat of summer because the idiot humans they’re partnered with forget about them as it is.

I’d channel my inner Colin Furze, install it in a souped up and heavily reinforced blender, make a milkshake from hell, then start doing youtube videos that are essentially Blendtec’s “Will it Blend?” advertising campaign on steroids.

You totally overlooked a possibility. Nissan will build vehicles for Renault and vice versa. So.... You want a new and modern Renault in the US? Buy the readily available Nissan equivalent and rebadge it yourself.

o_O; Have you even seen any episodes of Criminal Minds? The average episode of any of the CSI series had more disturbing visuals than most of the Criminal Minds series. Maybe you’re getting it confused with NBC’s Hannibal, where every episode tried to be disturbing?

Problem is, you think it is a truck bed when it is obviously just a sun deck. :D

So.... 1.74 times more dense than lead, but still not as dense as the average partied-out race fan unable to rouse themselves, sober up and leave the raceway property until at least three days after the race has happened.

Looks like they couldn’t decide if it was going to be a badge-reengineered Blazer or a station wagon.

IIRC, when they wanted Bantams on the Valp, the arrangement allowed the Valp to deploy more ATGMs at once than any other vehicle they had at the time. I think the number was 11, but that count may be on the low side. Personally, I’d prefer to own the Pvrbtgb 9031. Same underlying mechanics, but looks more like a car -…

Secret for those who don’t know... That Honda has a dropside bed

I can explain the MA plates - Maine started as a section of Massachusetts. :D

So narrowminded.... This wasn’t the first car. It was the first car, first train, and first tractor.

Boo. Woman hater. You forgot the Kevins, Chads and Todds.

You hit the job description right on the head. Honestly, I fully believe that EVERY dealership owner will try shenanigans at some point. They either get caught or don’t. That that don’t get caught just keep expanding the shenanigans or adding new shenanigans until they get caught.