Looks like they couldn’t decide if it was going to be a badge-reengineered Blazer or a station wagon.

IIRC, when they wanted Bantams on the Valp, the arrangement allowed the Valp to deploy more ATGMs at once than any other vehicle they had at the time. I think the number was 11, but that count may be on the low side. Personally, I’d prefer to own the Pvrbtgb 9031. Same underlying mechanics, but looks more like a car -…

Secret for those who don’t know... That Honda has a dropside bed

I can explain the MA plates - Maine started as a section of Massachusetts. :D

So narrowminded.... This wasn’t the first car. It was the first car, first train, and first tractor.

Boo. Woman hater. You forgot the Kevins, Chads and Todds.

You hit the job description right on the head. Honestly, I fully believe that EVERY dealership owner will try shenanigans at some point. They either get caught or don’t. That that don’t get caught just keep expanding the shenanigans or adding new shenanigans until they get caught.

Sure, just as long soon as the idiots smoking pot start using their vehicles as transportation instead of portable smoking lounges.

The Philadelphia region solved this problem for the most part decades ago by getting the Atco Dragway to host amateur events on a regular basis. Traffic near the drag strip is horrible, but for the most part, everyone in the region goes there to do their one-on-one racing, complete down to paperwork for bragging…

My family bought a beige Sentra wagon at the time of the name change. The paperwork was all branded Nissan but the vehicle had Datsun badges on the bodywork and it came that way new from the local dealership. I always wondered how interesting it would have been if the car had been stolen and recovered with all that…

I just want to take a moment to point out some differences your post doesn’t acknowledge at all - equipment and training. The soldier gets body armor that will likely save his life if he gets shot with an assault rifle. The police officer will not. And with regards to training, well, in theory that is what most of a…

You missed something important... Not only did the reporting party never see Star Wars, but obviously the two responding officers have not, either.

No, sorry, not quite. They still need to do some sort of online scavenger hunt that allows teams to “build” the junkers that go into that race. To me, that part is easily as important as the ability to drive.

I have a new theory regarding the Oxcart segment of the name.... They were too embarrassed to admit they named their kid in part after an Airwolf character.

If this does become a “feature” of the vehicle line, I would suggest that whenever you see a Tesla, call the cops and complain about erratic driving on the vehicle’s behalf “like the guy behind the wheel was playing video games”. With enough complaints, the brand will be banned from the roads.

Ah... I see what happened. Elon Musk heard an ethnic joke... the one about how certain Asian nationalities name their kids by dropping a fork... Musk took a cue from that and named his kid by dropping a keyboard and arranging the keys that popped off.

I think we know what the real solution will end up being.... Both! :D

The problem isn’t so much the price as it is the color you get for that price. I never understood why anyone would ever paint a car “split pea mustard puke” and expect good money after ruining a car by painting it that color.

On a side note, good job missing out on the fact that she was fired because some of her porn was done in her work uniform AND filmed on dealership property (including an absurdly identifiable restroom). Not your fault, though. It was well buried in the buzzfeed article in an effort to prop up a victim narrative angle…

The actual correct answer is “whatever has a properly working top” as you’ll have to put the roof up for like 3-4 months every year when the rainy season hits.