I’m fairly certain one will have to suffer the fate of having his name changed from Mark Derkatz to Mark DERPkatz.

For future reference, as a local, NJ.com is a JOKE. 16 newspapers staffed by idiots, the only difference between the papers is usually just the page headers and car dealer ads. Pizza joints up and down the east coast have been cutting pizza, especially oversized “party pizzas”, the Chicago way for at least half a…

“Shut Off Fans, A/C, Heaters And Heated Seats Before Starting“

Personally, I’d prefer “reflect the headlights of oncoming traffic” so all the twits driving with their high beams on get a taste of their own medicine.

I have bad news for you. This has been a glimmer in the minds of every last preteen car nut of at least the last 50 years. It wasn’t your idea alone.

Good job author; go back to high school! Huge mistake, convoluting “Black Panther Movement” with “Black Panther Movie”. Let me guess, you’re going to blame the spell check on your smartphone.

Whatever you get, it requires one thing: the driver seat upholstered in the tanned leather hide of the pizza delivery driver who had no right driving anywhere if he is the sort of yahoo that makes left turns from the right shoulder.

Let me blow your mind. That Rolling Stones logo they debuted in 1971 wasn’t a tongue. It was a highly stylized drawing of a Jaguar E-Type.

This article ignores one inevitable expense - airfield fees, whether you’re simply stopping to refuel or parking overnight (or longer).

Tesla’s autopilot nonsense tends to be drawn to emergency vehicle lighting the way moths are drawn to flame.I’ve seen quite a few stories about Tesla vehicles rear-ending emergency vehicles on the highway.

No supercharged Toyota Previa for you!

Trees aren’t going to amount to much until you manage to pry the idea of green lawns out of suburbia’s brains,

Ah, those poor fools at Buick.... They don’t realize the fact that sales are on the increase because people are desperately trying to keep Matthew McConaughey from getting an acting role in another movie.They figure if enough cars sell, he’ll be earning enough money to stick to the Buick commercials... :D

Easier and cheaper than phone detection cameras: Making a smart phone that won’t do anything other than emergency calls (aka 911, but varies from country to country) when moving at a pace above walking speed. Just like speed cameras and red light cameras, there is absolutely ZERO interest in making the roads safer -…

Jeep just needs to gather older arms industry trade publications where Mahindra quite clearly stated the vehicles (because for a LONG time, Mahindra has been selling related Jeep-derived designs through military channels) were not legal for sale in certain countries due to the licensing agreement it had at that time…

You seem to be unaware that the chargers and cars compatible with them rely heavily on a data connection to keep them from overcharging and exploding. This really isn’t like the dumb adapters used to allow an electrical appliance from one company operate in another.

But.... Between the assault rifle and the pocket full of joints, CA would have declared him a drug dealer and thrown away the key after they locked him up. :D

Tesla is almost as successful at bulletproof windows as it is at solar power roofing.

LOL. Simple cost-cutting measure. They installed two driver seats for the front row instead of producing separate driver and passenger seats.

There’s the real culprit - the ice cream industry. In the last few years, they’ve started selling smaller packages (down to 1 1/2 quarts from a half gallon) AND several of those “diet” and “low calorie” ice cream brands have been busted by the government for fraud for ‘volumizing’ their product by pumping it full of…