I wonder if it would be slander to call Musk “pedo guy” while pointing out how most of his ideas either involve phallic symbolism or seem to be compensation for certain gender insecurities. ;3

Trees aren’t going to amount to much until you manage to pry the idea of green lawns out of suburbia’s brains,

Ah, those poor fools at Buick.... They don’t realize the fact that sales are on the increase because people are desperately trying to keep Matthew McConaughey from getting an acting role in another movie.They figure if enough cars sell, he’ll be earning enough money to stick to the Buick commercials... :D

Easier and cheaper than phone detection cameras: Making a smart phone that won’t do anything other than emergency calls (aka 911, but varies from country to country) when moving at a pace above walking speed. Just like speed cameras and red light cameras, there is absolutely ZERO interest in making the roads safer -…

Jeep just needs to gather older arms industry trade publications where Mahindra quite clearly stated the vehicles (because for a LONG time, Mahindra has been selling related Jeep-derived designs through military channels) were not legal for sale in certain countries due to the licensing agreement it had at that time…

Yep. gotta agree. The only thing that made it “comedy” was the choice of music. Without sound, my first thought was “man what? Since when has Magnum PI been a comedy, because that font is definitely the same style and color they used for Magnum”

You seem to be unaware that the chargers and cars compatible with them rely heavily on a data connection to keep them from overcharging and exploding. This really isn’t like the dumb adapters used to allow an electrical appliance from one company operate in another.

But.... Between the assault rifle and the pocket full of joints, CA would have declared him a drug dealer and thrown away the key after they locked him up. :D

Tesla is almost as successful at bulletproof windows as it is at solar power roofing.

LOL. Simple cost-cutting measure. They installed two driver seats for the front row instead of producing separate driver and passenger seats.

There’s the real culprit - the ice cream industry. In the last few years, they’ve started selling smaller packages (down to 1 1/2 quarts from a half gallon) AND several of those “diet” and “low calorie” ice cream brands have been busted by the government for fraud for ‘volumizing’ their product by pumping it full of…

LOL. No need for a passive aggressive fight. Just call the flight attendant and hand off the offending items as stink garbage that was wedged under the seat in front of you. Just ask for it to be disposed of somewhere it won’t offend all the passengers in a 10 foot radius. Or maybe a 3 meter radius in case the…

Where are these school districts that run only one route per bus per day? My local school district has start and end time staggered over a period of 2 to 2 1/2 hours so each bus can run a route for Jr. High, the high school, and finally elementary. So odds are that “23.73" mile trip average may actually only be 1/6 the…

Probably goes and gets them from Boston Market, where the rotisserie can cost an arm and a leg.

Misfiled. This is a puffy opinion piece, not a news article.

You can fit four in a Karman-Ghia. It was a regular occurrence for me in high school.

What people don’t realize is there was a lot more to steal than simply a design. They forget that there are other things to steal like design and manufacturing processes, details on material science, etc. Sure the Buran ended up a fair bit different, but what about how it was assembled or components were manufactured?

LOL. So close to perfect for a description of the rolling coal set. With a tweak they are “Like a toddler in a highchair at Chili’s after a spicy meal.”

Problem is, there’s little to no enforcement of any rules. Cops are more leeches on society than law enforcement these days. In my area there is a guy with handicapped plates that doesn’t need them - he’s got them on a truck with a suspension lift that results in the nerf bars being so freaking high, I can rest my…

We’re they actually tall or just “riding gangsta” and couldn’t quite be bothered to return the seat to a normal position? My sister was so infamous for this, in under a year after her driving habits changed in that manner, she couldn’t find anyone willing to loan her a vehicle, because, who in their right mind would…