We NJ residents have a saying: “Wait, Rutgers has football?”

Dude gave himself away with the comment about not knowing what petrol is. Tesla was going to win before he even got both cars staged for filming the intro.

Nearly ran into one of those Mustang-owning idiots today. Or... the car was getting hungry as it kept slamming on the brakes and stopping in the middle of the road every time it came across a yard/tag sale.

Here is the secret to most of the investment firm: Buy a property, throw a little money at it for ‘fresh paint’ and ‘window dressing’ and sell for a profit as quickly as possible. Lukas was part of the “window dressing”. His boss getting a promotion was “fresh paint”.

Mr. Lukas is by far the clearest indicator of how screwed up management is at this point. Off again/on again meetings are bad enough, but if you’re in such a bad place that you have to lay off half the writing and production staff, you really should have known there were problems and not been hiring anyone less than…

When you typed that post, were you thinking “’stupid ass’ mouth” or “stupid ‘ass mouth’”? Because where Schilling is involved both can be valid.

Your article title is a little too long. It should be “Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit Period”. Because the article points out he has more fundamental knowledge problems, like no grasp of various forms of science, starting with some of the most basic concepts of physics.

I used to work for a printing company that had a janitor who was in his 90's. He used to refer to a lot of things as “Colder than the nipple on a witch’s tit”. So I have for almost 30 years referred to the driving of a convertible with the top down as “Witch Tittering”. Though I later dated a witch and found out that…

I can repeat it! Audi Crap. Because I have yet to meet an Audi that didn’t turn to crap within a few thousand miles. Doesn’t matter what numbers or letters they put after “Audi”, it is always pronounced “Crap”.

Dude needs to simply learn how to say “I drive a damned jet at 600 MPH as my freaking day job, how could anything stuck to the ground ever compare?”

Given the way the same unlicensed/suspended/revoked drivers seem to get stopped on LivePD week after week, nope, DMV licensing isn’t meaningful in the least. Occupational driver licensing is meaningless, too. In my state, all the power equipment used inside Amazon facilities requires state licensing, but when I worked…

One a side note, a nearly identical accident occurred on I-95 in Philadelphia about a month later - a white Tesla plowed into the rear end of a fire truck on the highway responding to an accident. You might want to keep an eye out for the final report regarding that accident to look for similarities nobody else can be…

If that’s your idea of “top-tier hoagies”, the rest of us will cry for you, even the ones who have no idea what the hell a hoagie is, even if they’ve eaten one as a sub, grinder, or any of the dozens of other regional names in this country.

Police departments across the Midatlantic region would be able to fund themselves entirely based on revenue for writing tickets to people who park at the pumps in Wawa’s parking lots. And whatever is left over would go a long way in reducing local property taxes, too.

Huh. I believe that was actually the first time I’ve read an article written by someone intentionally trying to get fired due to their writing.

As far as I know, the oil companies are behind the 3,000 mile scheme. My Honda has a plate in the engine compartment indicating it needs the oil changed only every 7,500 miles. And that’s what I’ve stuck with since 1994.

Some fan you are, spending all that money to watch the movies on Netflix instead of buying the DVDs.

LOL. All they need to sell those electric safari vehicles is the right tag line: “They’ll never hear you coming.”

Good luck with that. I have yet to actually encounter a USB cable on Amazon that’s actually capable of transferring data.

I worked in an Amazon warehouse for extra Christmas money a few years ago. I swear someone was attempting to buy a Jeep Wrangler piece by piece while I was working there. I handled about a quarter of the parts as either a picker or packer over the course of about 6 weeks. Everything from rims to body panels to light…