Someone hit a speed bump in the parking area too fast and the camo-wrapped prototype stored in a nearby building was all the spares they had available.

This article is missing a very, very important detail. It fails to answer a vital question... “If this woman is so damned stupid, how the hell does she remember to breathe?”

Tells you all you need to know about some of the resident, too... City of “Man Asses.”

No way was he going to let something like divorce separate him from his one true love. If he couldn’t have her, he would kill her with his own hands. ;3

Amazing the way people seem to forget wagons are nearly nonexistent in the US because the government attempted to tax them out of existence. That in turn lead to all the crossovers, which turned out to be the portal drug for the SUV market. Now everybody wants giant, gas guzzling SUVs and there are nearly no cars left…

Dude, I am sorry to tell you this, but.... Those are reasons to visit for a few days, not reasons to stay.

Last week, a Phillies fan going all slip’n’slide on the field tarp. This week, a Cubs field maintenance guy getting caught in the tarp after tripping when they were cleaning up after a rain delay.

Yep. But there was an artist that matched a bit better - a British artist, Geof Darrow. Back around 1990 or so he did the art of Hard Boiled, which was stylistically nearly identical to this CP2077 art. He was a known collaborator of Moebius, starting with design work for the first Tron.

Olivia De Berardinis called and wants her art style back.

Wait! Is anyone absolutely, 100% positively sure Tesla has even managed to manufacture a total of 167,000 vehicles? Some days, it seems like they lying and they’ve made less than 100...

o_O Why on Earth would you drive from Seattle to San Jose using a route that goes all the way across the country, down the east coast, then all the way back across the country? And to answer you question of “how many state borders would you cross”, the answer is “too many”.

Just so you know, the military does not swear an oath to protect the public. The oath is to protect the nation and constitution. Protecting the general public is what law enforcement swears to do.

“Mustang Kamikaze Pilots”... So the Mustangs will start feasting their own drivers now?

Ah... so many people don’t read the Internal Security Act of 1950 clearly. The same rules apply to every military and intelligence facility in the country.

Were they cleaning the inside or outside of the capsule? If just the outside, any biological material would have been incinerated upon reentry.

I agree. The new Corvette looks like the supercars of Europe had a orgy/sex party and nobody is sure exactly of the parentage of the resulting (Corvette) offspring.

There needs to be a counter to keep track of all the people who destroy the front ends of their 2020 Corvettes because they don’t have a clue how long 2.8 seconds is (or they didn’t record the location in the ‘1000 entry speed bump database’) and they plow into unrecognized speed bumps anyway...

More importantly, she’s supposedly picking up her daughter, who apparently isn’t bright enough to wait near the front door to keep an eye out for her ride to show up. Well, that tells us the woman’s behavior is probably genetically induced.

Every car I’ve ever owned was more that capable of getting that hot in a matter of no more than 5 minutes. I still would never leave my keys in the car, however. And when I need to warm up the car or defrost the windows, I sit in it and freeze while I wait. Friends are like “wow, three blankets in the back seat, so…

People steal anything and everything in the cover of darkness. I live i a fairly quiet and crime free neighborhood. But for more than a year, we had constant car burglaries on a nightly basis, as within a mile, you could escape to 5 other jurisdictions. They finally caught the two clown responsible for it (drug…