There needs to be a counter to keep track of all the people who destroy the front ends of their 2020 Corvettes because they don’t have a clue how long 2.8 seconds is (or they didn’t record the location in the ‘1000 entry speed bump database’) and they plow into unrecognized speed bumps anyway...

More importantly, she’s supposedly picking up her daughter, who apparently isn’t bright enough to wait near the front door to keep an eye out for her ride to show up. Well, that tells us the woman’s behavior is probably genetically induced.

Every car I’ve ever owned was more that capable of getting that hot in a matter of no more than 5 minutes. I still would never leave my keys in the car, however. And when I need to warm up the car or defrost the windows, I sit in it and freeze while I wait. Friends are like “wow, three blankets in the back seat, so…

People steal anything and everything in the cover of darkness. I live i a fairly quiet and crime free neighborhood. But for more than a year, we had constant car burglaries on a nightly basis, as within a mile, you could escape to 5 other jurisdictions. They finally caught the two clown responsible for it (drug…

The answer to all the whys is straightforward. Drug addicts are no longer capable of thinking clearly or logically.

Well, I see the problem. The badging. If they didn’t apply the badging and left it to the buyer, there wouldn’t be a problem for the most part.

That is a new thing. Back in the 90's I was stuck at “The Delta Hub” for 19 hours as they attempted to provide a connecting flight to LA via FIVE different broken planes, two of which we boarded before they decided they were not flightworthy. Back then, the shops and restaurants started shutting down at 6PM and…

Dallas is Southwest’s corporate headquarters (at Love Field, where they are the primary tenant) . 14 daily flights each way between Dallas and DC, 4 of which are nonstops. Dallas is home to more than one airport.

Ummmm, I see a period, not a comma. So not 900,000. Rather 900.000. Given the fact there are 1,000 meters in a kilometer, I have to question if the overly excited readers of that odometer are reading it correctly.

That wasn’t security footage. One of the Teslas was just watching what was going on. :3

Seriously? The cop should lose his badge for being too full of himself. That kind of arrogance shouldn’t be allowed to carry a badge, because eventually it will lead to problems for whatever law enforcement agency employs him. The IRS is one of the most hated and threatened organizations in the country, so they have…

Same reason nonretracting antennae tend to mysteriously vanish - there be a jack@$$ living in the neighborhood with no respect for boundaries or other people’s property, especially when bored and/or high.

You seem to have missed the point that what happens off the field typically doesn’t have a significant impact on ticket sales, merchandise sales, or the team’s bottom line. On the other hand, spectators made it clear they had no desire to pay for tickets or even watch games on television if players were going to waste…

If you’re going to complain about heterosexual actors playing homosexual or transgender characters, then it seems fair to complain about vice versa. Shall we dig up Rock Hudson and use him for a punching bag now? I mean, the nerve of him, playing a straight guy and kissing all those girls!

There are plenty of food and entertainment businesses out there that will cheat any way they can. Here in NJ, we had a wedding venue that was busted in Operation Swill for doing things like mixing food coloring and rubbing alcohol and passing it off as top shelf booze. They were shortly afterward then caught cheating…

Heck, I learned “never ever work on a car with ANYTHING hot” with the later added caveat of “unless it is a part you heated up yourself and damn well expect to be hot.” Because sometime you need to take a torch to things. Man, some of the bitching I heard about pit crews....

You left out the part about not needing a damned college degree in electronics to wrench on older vehicles.

Yep. I do this with a little 3x5 notebook. Inside cover is contact info for family, my mechanic, insurance and AAA. Then the first six or so pages are fluids, bulbs, tires & rims, filters, and other various odds & ends, then the rest is dedicated to maintenance history by mileage, right down to listing what tire went…

Years they’ve talked about how Dolphins were the next most intelligent species on the planet, or maybe chimpanzees. But no, they never noticed bears were evolving into Ursus Sapiens.

Call us back when they actually have to knock down hundreds of homes to extend one of the runways.