It is far, far more complicated than that. They patented certain genes. They then sued farmers near their test facilities because cross-pollination occurred due to either natural travels of bees they were using or the wind blowing pollen in just the right direction. And it should be noted that A LOT of the genetic…

Color me unsurprised. New neighbors moved in. They use roundup like heavy-handed, stumbling, drunken priests sprinkling the holy water. In that time, I have had three dogs in a row die of cancer. They were the first dogs we’ve had die of cancer in the better part of 60 years of consistent multiple dog ownership…

So... Moral of the story is “when the plane is stuck on the tarmac for hours, the crew gets just as grumpy as you. But remember that they can call the law on you for being snippy, but not the other way around.”

Totally off topic, but it just dawned on me... Might be time for people selling used cars to declare when they’ve been used for Uber and Lyft, just like they’re supposed to inform you a vehicle was formerly part of a rental fleet or government motor pool.

Ah, man, that first photo... I see a turretless British Ferret and a Soviet era BRDM-2 and get jealous all over again about how the Brits can own and drive military armored vehicles mostly like they would regular cars.

This is just lazy work. If they really wanted to delve into the esoteria, they could further break down the data according to accident type. Imagine if they did the work and exposed that drunk drivers preferred a particular vehicle model or styling. No, just do the bare minimum to qualify the material for a…

To keep you on message... or maybe it counts as proselytizing, you should compare the road trip with the ranger to the road trip with the rust buck - I mean, $500 postal Jeep, and let us know where the jeep outshines the Ranger. :D

Obviously, you’ve never had the misfortune of trying to test drive a vehicle that had absolutely the wrong transmission installed. Until you do, you’ll not understand.

Fairly cheap motorized and enclosed trikes were a thing in that period, if you weren’t going after a knockoff of a Vespa scooter. The Citroën Prototype C, FMR Tg500, Fuldamobil, Heinkel Kabine, Isetta, Messerschmitt KR175, KR200 and KR250, Peel P50, Peel Trident,Trojan 200 and Kleinschnittger F125 were all similar…

Many years ago, that very practice got me a speeding ticket for briefly doing 30 over the speed limit in a 50 mph zone.

It took a few runs through the video before things started making sense. After the wrong way truck passed, I notice the guard rail wasn’t in ruins anywhere ahead to show it had driven through from the other side of the road.

And exactly how many vehicles have you driven that could go without a transmission? Direct drive really doesn’t work once you pass a certain weight limit. Pass that and you end up stalling and damaging the vehicle instead.

See? When you don’t feed your Mustang a proper diet of pedestrians, it will eventually start trying to eat anything else on the road. And usually fail.

Survives that leap only to nearly fall through the fake sunroof on the flimsy top of the vehicle. LOL

Many years ago, I attended races at that track a few times. Made for a nice little weekend getaway not too far from home.

There is ALWAYS someone in the year that should have been cut long ago. When I was in 9th grade (way back in the early 80's), we had a 23-year-old 9th grader in the Junior High. I only learned of his existence because he was in my health class. It was his final year of school before mandatory schooling ended (NJ had…

Most people have zero clue of the purpose of tariffs, let alone how they work, as the US press has been demonstrating for many, many months.

And thus, Jalopnik started its own “entitled parents” section to compete with reddit. Because that sheriff’s deputy fits the bill.

I see a less than thorough or accurate attempt at an 80's Monte Carlo.

How exactly are those cassette adapters obsolete? Those FM cigarette lighter adapters will inevitably run into interference from existing radio stations, so I need something that lets me plug in MP3 player into a factory standard radio. The 6-disc cartridge-based CD player won’t play MP3 files off disc and I like…