Only idiot I saw was the one trying so hard to cheat the time limit rules by trying to squeeze in so many questions by not waiting for any answers.

I am inevitably stuck dragging motormouth nephews with me to the theater. Watching a pirated version beforehand helps immensely, as I’ll know exactly where I’ll have to answer a stupid question or what dialog I’ll have to repeat for the twits. Because the uttering of “I’m deaf in one ear, how the hell was I supposed…

From that photo posted by Variety, it looks like she’s trying to get into the right vibe to pull off the traditional Scarlet Witch costume.

Every cell phone comes with the “Do not disturb while driving” option. It’s called a power switch. As an added bonus, it reduces the power drain on the phone’s battery, too. :D

So... you’re telling us you’re posting from China? Clickwalls for their entire existence have been a minor impediment when it comes to the spread of internet spoilage.

Reddit has a name for parents who absolutely NEED to go to the movies with a 4 month old - they refer to you as Entitled Parents.

I can read just fine. And what I see is text splatter from a clown who thinks a pretty ambiguous headline can give away the plot of a three hour movie. All the people who spent months scream “TIME TRAVEL!!!!!1!!1" spoiled more than the headline or opening art of this article did. Just come to terms with the fact that…

Ahhhhh... That whole earthquake scene was by far the most absurd bit of inept writing I’ve seen in all the MCU. When such a conversation happens in the real world, the officials involved know they are talking about international emergency response and provision of aid for the affected, not such idiocy as stopping or…

That’s not really a spoiler until you specify whether it was old age or some other cause. Because I’m fairly certain that is one death everyone was expecting.

For those who prefer the teal deer, the OP essentially said “I do not have sufficient impulse control to avoid clicking links in my web browser.” Advertisers must LURVE that person.

Oh.... so close and yet so far. You state “Endgame is filled to the brim with female characters” when the true problem is “Endgame is filled to the brim with characters”. The movie is a familiar scifi problem writ large. And people are most familiar with that problem in the form of “every character in the Mos Eisley…

Officer: “Do you... live in this thing?”

I would take the time to figure out what all those “little trips” add up to in the course of running errands. I live in a fairly ‘small’ community covering 25 square miles. But the road network is a 300+ year old, ever-expanding mess, so that 30 miles ‘free battery range’ on the Pacifica would be sucked up in a single…

Jam that nose in there a little harder as it isn’t quite properly browned yet. You show us BS on both sides without even realizing it in your effort to prop up electric vehicles. Here, allow me to show you: “Not only are there stacks of traditional batteries to store excess energy for those low times”. Yeah, that…

Add a little Island Hoppers branding and CBS will snap it right up for their Magnum PI reboot. :D

He probably gets his armored European vehicles the same way I do - Turo.

A Camry owner is not a car enthusiast. A Camry owner is a “car I can afford” enthusiast.

Zombie Andy Rooney called the 60 minutes staff offices and demanded his undead eyebrows back. I hear he huffed quite indignantly about how dare someone put them on a car.

Don’t you know? Steve Rogers never shaved the beard. It turned to dust when the Snap happened. ;3

I don’t think A-10 supporters are saying the A-10 shouldn’t be replaced. They are saying the A-10 should be replaced by something superior to the A-10, not the freaking aircraft equivalent of a Shriners parade clown car presented in this story.