Where on earth do they have 10 character license plates? Or did you mean “FIREHZRD”?

On a side note from the argument over what to call the space, I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that woman rummaging around the front end bay on that car when the vehicle is supposed to be a mid engine model.

When you can’t get the panel gaps right or keep the assorted trim from squeaking every time the vehicle hits a bump in the road, the car is in fact amateurish.

Now I want a Tee... with a Che Guevarra style monochromatic picture of Elon Musk, with the caption of “Brobot For Life!”

Tesla has a cult following for the same reason Apple has a cult following - they both tapped into the millennial concept of rebellion ( or “I’ma show you by putting myself into ridiculous debt! You don’t rule over me!”)

Fixed this for you.

Extra height doesn’t matter if the ground clearance isn’t the same.

Seekrit safety feature: More windows and a bigger greenhouse so others on the road can clearly see if the Tesla driver is sleeping at the wheel or not.

That should be “The late 80's AND the early 90's called and want their asterisks back.” Or... “The usenet called to complain about you stealing its asterisks again.” :D

You left out “on the beaches of a frigid sea”....

Wait... That sounded A LOT like Tesla-speak for a Guardians of the Galaxy story of Nebula vs. Rocket Racoon.

1995 was the year when anything you stole with a Honda badge on it was pretty much guaranteed to have a VTEC engine in it. Before that, they only went after vehicles that specifically had the VTEC badging on it. I’m just glad that did a refresh on the body styling of the Accord the same year they did that.

The moral of this story is... Bribery to get your kid into a school is okay as long as the school is the entity that profits financially from the bribery.

Whenever one of these pops up, I am left wondering... “The consumption of exactly what recreational chemicals drove you to do this?”

They should have known there was going to be trouble when they gave a position of authority in The Sims to a guy named Simz. If it wasn’t this particular issue, he was going to cause problems some other way.

I’m disappointed. After hearing about “Mom’s Miata” I expected at least a paragraph or three detailing a test drive with Mom as the passenger and her viewpoint of the new car.

There is so much going wrong inside this company, I’m surprised they don’t just say their next car will be the Tesla Fisker and finally be done with trying to save Musk’s fortune. Everything they’ve done the last few years, from this, to the “funding secured” tweet, to preselling the 3 as a $35k vehicle has been…

He’s in the game but not playing? Explains a lot.

Yep. Between the fact they didn’t do more engine work and they apparently did nothing to the tank (like adding a liner to seal it due to the obvious rust encroaching on it) means whomever gets conned into buying this is doomed to spend a small fortune keeping it in working order.

Shame they didn’t call it the “butt cut” when it got started in the early 1980's. It would have died far earlier.