I want to go just so I can yell “What the hell? Kansas is supposed to be in the damned basement!” Also, “This is way too much real estate to be in Kansas!”

Far too much glass on the doors. I don’t want people knowing what trash I’ve tossed in the footwells of the back seat.

So much for pulling those ads. I just saw it at the 5:28 PM commercial break on Fox 29 in Philadelphia.

I’ve yet to meet a GM product that wasn’t a maintenance nightmare.

LOL. Someone should explain to them that it is not a conversion kit being sold, but rather a repair kit of the stock version of that scooter.

Incorrect. Twitter itself is merely a symptom. It is the internet itself that is vile. And we’re all addicted to it.

How do you know the name is supposed to break down as “Tee Medlin” and not “Teem Ed Lin”?

LOL. You just need to answer this question: If you ran out of vegetable oil in the kitchen, would you run out to the shed and grab a bottle of motor oil for cooking?

There is a plate in my car’s engine compartment with a bunch of maintenance specifications on it, because “why bother flipping pages in the service manual?” said Honda of 1994. It states the oil should be changed every 7,500 miles. Which I have done regularly for more than a quarter century.  The car runs just fine at…

Sorry, but you missed a hugely important phrase on that flow chart - “marketing desire”. Sticking with the 3,000 mile limit is something the oil companies decided to claim, not something the motor makers decided. Meanwhile, the motor makers have been telling you the results of their own testing, which has nothing to…

Reminds me of the family-size flying bubble... transportation device from the Jetsons.

Huh. I notice quite a few vehicle brands are missing that aren’t exactly “boutique”, i/e Porsche rather than something like Ferrari or Lamborghini or Bugatti. Very selective when it comes to attempting to establish credibility for their survey.

I was going to say she failed the birdbrain challenge, too. But then I remembered that birds keep flying into my picture window with their eyes wide open....

After reading this article, it sounds very muh like my 1990's snapper ride on lawn mower is essentially a modernized and miniaturized version of this Porsche tractor, just powered by gasoline instead. Matter of fact, at low throttle, my mower sounds very much the same when the blade is disengaged.

Everybody I knew knew that as “the shoe ruler.” The company refers to it as the “Brannock Device” purely as a means to gain name exposure. LOL

Is Toyota trying to tell us something about those cars? Because all I see is “Century GReMliN” like they want to be associated with part of AMC’s downfall. Or a vehicle that spends most of its existence in a mechanic’s bay.

Well, Boogiepop is pretty much the only thing I’m watching from this list. I’ll give a few other things a try, but even then, it won’t be much. This seems to be such a garbage season, but we should all be used to that after a decade of much garbage.

Allow me to regale you with the tale of the most appropriately named road in all the land - a road named Breakneck Road. This is a semi-rural road here in New Jersey. When I got into high school, it was already legend. It was named as it does. As the stories told, the cops never bothered patrolling it, it was posted…

One would have thought people would have learned their lesson with the VTEC upbadging that made Hondas such prime car theft targets in the late 90's.

“Difficult to understand”? Preposterous. Innocent bystander in one of the bigger vehicles on the road raced away from the scene, drawing attention to himself while trying to get to a safe distance. So everyone focused on the big pickup instead of a tiny Kia or whatever similarly small sized (and thus cheaply rented)…