Furmissile is so going to be the name of my next dog.

Obviously, the author of this article has never grilled a cheeseburger for my mother, who semi-jokes by saying “when they said quarter pounder, I thought they were talking about just the cheese.” And then expects her grilled burgers to be made with at least a third of an inch of cheese on top.

I was impressed until.... I realized there are tailpipes in the way of adding a tow hitch. LOL

Invalid trademarks. They filed for the trademark in 2003 on a term that has been used as an identifier by the US military since 1982. This invalidates the trademark by more than two decades of clearly established prior use. And given the fact that the first Call of Duty game was literally announced days before the…

Except... all of those ‘surplus’ ads in the comics were scams. Especially the ‘jeep in a crate’ ads. What they were really selling was a pamphlet guide to government auctions that would presumably contain said Jeeps. And there is actually no evidence whatsoever that a single crated Jeep ever made it into the…

Huh. I remember many years ago, if you wanted a surplus HMMWV, you had to buy it as scrap and hope you got a batch that came from the same vehicle. They were literally taking a torch to retired HMMWVs and cutting them up as scrap for the auctions. Early on, you were lucky and typically got all the scrap produced by a…

There should be a legal clause allowing cops to just smash over-tinted windows right there on the side of the road during a traffic stop and let the driver go on their merry way. Saves on court costs and odds are extremely high a driver won’t have it happen a third time.

LOL. You think those jacked up, oversized trucks and SUVs trigger you know... Wait until I’m done.

And here I thought high speed and bad maintenance were the only ways to get a whine out of a car. But hey, toss in an HUD and you can trigger the driver.

Surely, I cannot be the only one wondering why Italy doesn’t have an annual Fiat 500 Inner City Time Trial Road Rally event.

Let me answer the question of “why the fuck was that emote added in the first place”.

Ah. Things make sense now. Evangelion must be why the author wrote Japanese Whisky: The Ultimate Guide to the World’s Most Desirable Spirit

I have always amused myself by revealing to neophyte US Dragonball Z fans the original and quite unmanly voices possessed by Goku and a few others in the Japanese version. My amusement will now grow by leaps and bounds as I point out to future victims that Goku in all his screaming insanity is voiced by an 81 year old…

Actually, properly cooking the rice is the same as properly cooking verything else - follow the instructions, stay in the kitchen, and put the phone and other distractions away. Cooking fails because people can’t focus on the task at hand.

Bless your heart for being so generous. That’s three more points than I would have given if I was in a point-giving mood.

Someone seems to be unaware of how the VTEC badges made certain Hondas a prime target for car theft for more than a decade. Removing the badges was essentially a guarantee your Honda would be ignored by thieves.

No, no, in 50 years, it will be how an Eagles fan punched a police horse dressed as Santa in the middle of the field during a halftime show, while other fans were throwing chunks of ice and frozen sodas and beers on the field. All while screaming louder than the fans at any other stadium.

Small roads ae going to hell, too. One road near me was so bad, it was essentially a quarter mile long pothole. They repaved it less than half a year ago. You can see the dips forming where the old pot holes were and most local residents expect by the end of winter, it will be like the road was never resurfaced. There…

LOL. Silly people need a threat to turn off bluetooth. I just needed battery duration. If just the cellular antenna is powered, a full charge can last as much as 10 days. Turn on the bluetooth or GPS antenna, and you’re down to 2-3 days. Turn on both, and you won’t get 24 hours of battery life on my phone.

Ehhh... Not the first time one of their games presented some manner of oddball racing or gambling rules. Things like that date to products published in the mid- to late-1980's when the publisher was the anally-retentive company known as TSR.