“This does not reflect the high standards we have for delivery partners, and this individual is no longer delivering Amazon packages.”is a canned response from the corporate playbook. Their reps issued the exact same statement regarding one of the drivers being exposed on the local news essentially throwing packages…

I know how you feel. I point out that billions of fish, sea mammals, crustaceans and the like urinate and defecate in the sea every day, making it like they are trying to swim in a giant toilet, and everyone just rolls their eyes about it.

It made perfect sense when I got to a single word in the story: “Nutopia.” Utopia for Crazy People.

If I take “Special Forces operatives and members of our Navy SEAL community were asked to try and breach the wall prototypes and they could not do it.” and add it to “no U.S. Navy SEALs were involved in the testing of the wall prototypes.”, I get “Somebody wanted the SEALs to test the wall, but their bosses in the…

Finally, someone at Disney realized their next Marvel blockbuster was scheduled too close to their next Star Wars blockbuster and adjusted hopefully accordingly.

There is a fatal flaw in the Facebook “black box” - Online gaming via Facebook. One can end up with A LOT of people on their friend list that they’ve never even met, but simply added to their friend list for some in-game benefit. A bunch of people are on my list simply as gift-trading partners in a simcity clone. As a…

See, the problem here is the misidentification of the movie. People keep saying it is a black superhero flick. It is simply a superhero flick. Comic book fans are pretty simple and straightforwardly color blind in that way.

Someone seems to be unaware of how the VTEC badges made certain Hondas a prime target for car theft for more than a decade. Removing the badges was essentially a guarantee your Honda would be ignored by thieves.

No, no, in 50 years, it will be how an Eagles fan punched a police horse dressed as Santa in the middle of the field during a halftime show, while other fans were throwing chunks of ice and frozen sodas and beers on the field. All while screaming louder than the fans at any other stadium.

Small roads ae going to hell, too. One road near me was so bad, it was essentially a quarter mile long pothole. They repaved it less than half a year ago. You can see the dips forming where the old pot holes were and most local residents expect by the end of winter, it will be like the road was never resurfaced. There…

LOL. Silly people need a threat to turn off bluetooth. I just needed battery duration. If just the cellular antenna is powered, a full charge can last as much as 10 days. Turn on the bluetooth or GPS antenna, and you’re down to 2-3 days. Turn on both, and you won’t get 24 hours of battery life on my phone.

Ehhh... Not the first time one of their games presented some manner of oddball racing or gambling rules. Things like that date to products published in the mid- to late-1980's when the publisher was the anally-retentive company known as TSR.

Kingsman 3 in Canada with the RCMP as their version of Kingsmen? Only if they can give Paul Gross a role as one of the bosses and find another dog that looks like the one that played Diefenbaker. That’s a callback to Due South, dont’cha know?

When you think about it, the Teslas have a lot more going for them to provide this function than simply high speed and fast acceleration. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if these Air Force vehicle had some extra tidbits in their software, for example, something like the ability to use the vehicle’s sensors to maintain…

Wait! You mean this isn’t a story plot from Knight Rider or The A-Team? I could have sworn I saw this nonsense on one of those 1980's action shows...