Spending “$40,700 to $51,200,” Hagerty’s valuation on Integra Type Rs, is just preposterous. Get a new Civic Type R instead.

Apparently they can’t even sell them new for a million. I’m not sure that bodes well for value retention 5 years down the line.

For less than a million, I could retire to Costa Rica for 20 years and have a rickshaw at my beck and call.

If a guy were selling a pristine stock 240z, he could do pretty well.

Retouched or not that’s a lot of scratch for a car that debuted for under $70k, over a decade ago...

It looks nicer than an RDX.

Why?

Why does anyone work a job they don't like? Because they have to to pay rent and eat

As with all things Tesla, expect +33% on the price and -25% on the promised performance.

He wants to take it to Mars

Just sayin’.

Can we talk about how in his attempt to unnecessary re-invent the pickup truck Musk unintentionally stole from Sabre’s attempt to unnecessarily reinvent the phone?

14,000 lbs towing capacity for 20 miles.

Well. When a Mach-E smokes a GT in acceleration tests maybe they’ll change the name of the ICE one to Probe.

I like it other than the fact it is called a Mustang (and also that grill).

Now that’s some out of the box thinking.

You gonna put that in every comment section in every article?

I’m going to take a guess that even if the women of Jalopnik never received another bit of idiotic feedback like the gems featured here, they’ve already got enough material for a series longer than the entire Fast & Furious franchise.

Man... what is the average age of the journalists at Jalopnik? 23?

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him