It looks nicer than an RDX.

Why?

Why does anyone work a job they don't like? Because they have to to pay rent and eat

As with all things Tesla, expect +33% on the price and -25% on the promised performance.

He wants to take it to Mars

Just sayin’.

Can we talk about how in his attempt to unnecessary re-invent the pickup truck Musk unintentionally stole from Sabre’s attempt to unnecessarily reinvent the phone?

14,000 lbs towing capacity for 20 miles.

Well. When a Mach-E smokes a GT in acceleration tests maybe they’ll change the name of the ICE one to Probe.

I like it other than the fact it is called a Mustang (and also that grill).

Now that’s some out of the box thinking.

You gonna put that in every comment section in every article?

I’m going to take a guess that even if the women of Jalopnik never received another bit of idiotic feedback like the gems featured here, they’ve already got enough material for a series longer than the entire Fast & Furious franchise.

Man... what is the average age of the journalists at Jalopnik? 23?

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

Uhhh...have you ever been to a dyno? I’ve never seen one go awry, let alone catch fire like this.
Sure a fire extinguisher is something you should have on hand, but not literally in hand.

I’ve got to say this is far from worst case for having a strap break on Hellcat dyno run. Also, I’d suggest these guys start to replace their straps more frequently.

Safety third!