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Velostern, it’s much more serious than the other versions.

Driver? 1978 Ryan O’Neal?

I’m not super interested in defending my take to the internet hive-mind, but I like you so I’ll give my quick take and walk away :-)

That movie was awful. I made it almost half way and had to eject that shit.

Thank you. It needed to be said.

Baby Driver sucked.

Early proof that 2018 is indeed the year of the flying car.

Saving a wild (unendangered) animal from a wildfire hardly makes someone a hero. Animal lover? Sure. Cool guy? Maybe. Hero? No. Irrelevant in the grand scheme of things? Yes. Animals die from all kinds of stuff in the wild and rabbits are more than capable of replacing their population, there’s a phrase about that…

Now that’s something you really shouldn’t be asking strangers on the internet.

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

....and the radio should be preset to NPR from the factory.

You’re forgetting one thing. You’re talking about 7-11 Big Gulps. This is a Subaru so you should be judging this by how many cans of La Croix can the Ascent hold. Since a Costco case of Coconut La Croix is 24 cans, this baby comes up 5 cup holders short.

F-

It’s only Semi S3XY...

Asshole is probably inappropriate. He might be, or he could just be a person with a problem. I reserve ‘asshole’ for willfully destructive people.

Yes, that’s rust on the rubber spare tire...

PAR-TAAAAAAAY!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!