I know, right. He’s definitely one of the top 3 QBs in the state of Florida.

Cons: Decision making

Considering the state of the Redskins’ field, this is hardly the first time they’ve associated with astroturfing.

Robert obviously confused defense with defenestrate.

It’s Mississippi, they may have miscounted what floor he was on.

Damn highlight woofers.

Aww, that's cute. Someone thinks Spurs won't choke away a CL spot.

Honestly I have no idea. I don’t know if he’s got coaching jobs for reals or if he’s benefiting from Kerr’s schemes (and the ridiculous talent of the players on his current roster) or not. I just think it’d be really funny for him to return to a place he was considered a joke player now that team is a huge…

Stephen A. Smith Goes On Insane, Delusional Rant. In other news, it’s a day that ends in Y.

Let us all pray that it eats him.

Technically he’s already named it Eqdgdpfajsf, but that was just for the customs papers.

Since his tiger is from a former Soviet state, and is a wild animal almost predestined to cause major injury to him in the future (not unlike Travis the chimpanzee), perhaps he should be named Gennady?

There’s no place in the game for this. Long sleeves on a basketball court? Fuckin mormons

“I hate this guy’s game.”

I guess people in Washington just love celebrities who die in Los Angeles. After all, they’re cheering for Kobe. And they’re taking Ronald Reagan’s advice: “Tear down this Wall!”

48/620/3?

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo

This is amazing. Also enjoyed seeing JR Smith 5 times on that list, because of course...

THEY’RE STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT.