Damn highlight woofers.

Aww, that's cute. Someone thinks Spurs won't choke away a CL spot.

Honestly I have no idea. I don’t know if he’s got coaching jobs for reals or if he’s benefiting from Kerr’s schemes (and the ridiculous talent of the players on his current roster) or not. I just think it’d be really funny for him to return to a place he was considered a joke player now that team is a huge…

Stephen A. Smith Goes On Insane, Delusional Rant. In other news, it’s a day that ends in Y.

Let us all pray that it eats him.

Technically he’s already named it Eqdgdpfajsf, but that was just for the customs papers.

Since his tiger is from a former Soviet state, and is a wild animal almost predestined to cause major injury to him in the future (not unlike Travis the chimpanzee), perhaps he should be named Gennady?

There’s no place in the game for this. Long sleeves on a basketball court? Fuckin mormons

“I hate this guy’s game.”

I guess people in Washington just love celebrities who die in Los Angeles. After all, they’re cheering for Kobe. And they’re taking Ronald Reagan’s advice: “Tear down this Wall!”

48/620/3?

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo

This is amazing. Also enjoyed seeing JR Smith 5 times on that list, because of course...

In 2013 the Spurs has crafted what was essentially a perfect team but ran into Lebron James in the finals, who simply overpowered them with his greatness.

THEY’RE STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT.

Lord, “unstoppable suck” vs “unmovable wall of shit”? Deadspin needs to stick to sports and not get involved in discussing the Republican primary.

Thanks for the recap in text. Now I am sure I will not click on the video.

Kobe plays with the confidence of Philip Seymour Hoffman in “Along Came Polly”, along with the shooting percentage as well.