So, while I’ve been watching the game, and listening to Cris and Al perform acts of Favrelatio in the booth, talking about how incredible it was that 4 played thru injury on top of injury, while never missing a start, I decided to spice thing up a bit, and play a drinking game. I decided to do a shot of tequila every…

ah, fuck

This is like when you’ve been telling everyone to come over to your house all day, but no one will give a firm yes.

What I’m saying is, Roger Goodell is going to end up renting a movie from Blockbuster with dad.

YOU CAN Ring My Beeelllllll, Ring My bell!!!!

It’s selfish to want to win in a game where they didn’t use their best runner as much as they could have?

That’ll show him!

The only way this would have been any better is if he would have mentioned how idiotic it is that he isn’t paid anything.

This was a shock. I mean, who knew he was able to hang around the NFL for 10 years?

Denzel has been questionable since Training Day.

I think proper grammar is important. Good luck on your thing though.

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

Power rangers duh.

Good thing for him he’s on Injured Reserve. His seats would suck if he was on Injured General Admission.

That video shows how good George looks right now but more importantly emphasizes how fucking dope Maple Jordan is.

Good for NBA.com. At least they didn’t sweep it under the Asian-American rug.

Just as soon as walking double doubles become easier to find than decent coaching.

Except for Kitchenette of course.

He wants us to be grateful for his lesser bigotry.