Duh, all three are innocent of the allegations against them. Jesus Christ, people are stupid.

more like bad libs, amirite

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

Jose Bautista is one bad motherfucker, though.

then you would be wrong... I think we all know enough about drunk driving these days that we know that if you willfully get behind the wheel while drunk, you’re a human weapon. So yeah... trying.

Dude, seriously, that’s harsh. Unfrosted pop tarts are gross.

Dammit, cancer, you ain’t worth a Flip.